Because they spent $10,000 on something stupid and now they have to try and legitimize it somehow.

I've already mentioned tossing it in the air 52 pickup style, they could've gone to Club Cheetah (local depressing strip club) and made it rain, there's the crazy rich lady route and leave to a cat,and my personal favorite hire two Korean tourists to reenact the Lord Lannister and Lady Tyrell negotiation scene (mainly…

*pisses (because fuck you auto correct)

See that possess me off AND the money. As someone who's been poor forever I can't help but think jesus could've literally thrown 10k into the air and that would've been more responsible. #notmadjustdisappointed

See that possess me off AND the money. As someone who's been poor forever I can't help but think jesus could've literally thrown 10k into the air and that would've been more responsible. #notmadjustdisappointed

I'm sure I need counseling but DAMN even as a frakking goat.

Is it the smugness? For me it's the smugness. It as over into the porn and is an instant turn off. But yes Elton was totes a rapist douche.

Oh make no mistake she obviously needs a metric ton of therapy. But eating dirty diapers seems like a behavior loved ones would shame you out of at the very least. I mean I wouldn't let a friend eat my baby's diaper. I think it goes without saying she needs help but eating shit is a universal line that this woman has…

I felt exactly the same way when Flavor of Love was on. If my options as a single hetero lady is to COMPETE for the affections of flava flave then fuck it I like to knit and I can take pills for my cat allergies. Dying alone and being eaten by my cats seems like an elegant choice in comparison to marrying and breeding…

*hell (I feel like my phone likes making me look dumb)

Yes ma'am and he's hot as he'll both ways

Yes I want to join this group please. Ragnar and Lagertha are insanely hot couple. I mean it weird because Travis Fimmel is so beautiful that it was turn off then came Vikings and DAMN.

So its either smart or hot? Smart is in DNA now I could've swore it was parents putting a priority on education? So I should force myself to breed with someone I find unattractive or else my kids are doomed to be dumb dumbs? Either way your smug sense of superiority is more problamatic than an internet stranger saying…

"Bang him like a screen door during a hurricane"

Where I grew up was #1 in teen pregnancy when I was a teen and it taught me that nothing cuts through the bullshit of a relationship like a baby. And having a baby to "save" said relationship is going to create a zombie relationship.

Exactly which is why I support the death penalty for people like John Wayne Gacy or Jeffrey Dahmner. If police literally find 30 or so people chopped up under your house than ya I'm ok with that guy getting the needle. So violent obviously violent obviously unrehabilitable people should be put down for lack of a…

I can't tell you exactly what to do for her but youtube is your new best friend. Seriously type in natural hair + whatever and I guarantee you'll find something. Curlynikki.com is a good site. Congrats on the grandbaby

And that's why I don't watch family guy, didn't need to write a letter or think of the children just stopped watching.

No shame love this show. The lead have good friend chemistry plus its really fucking refreshing to see broke women working shitty jobs trying to get ahead. I mean I like that they don't have money and have to do poor people things like unironically shop at Goodwill. And I crush on Kat Dennings hard.

Oh yes I thought I alone thought Applebee's was shit. Once upon a time when I was young and naive my sister and I went to Applebee's for appetizers and drinks I ordered a margarita on the rocks. BEHOLD THE MONSTROSITY