Not Surprised

So I’ve been having a hard time lately, like a really bad time. I stopped even trying to post in the 3 Good Things discussion, I can’t think of any. I mean I can list things but I’m not getting anything from it. The most patient man loves me and I can’t feel it. I used to have all these awesome life fantasies and now…

Kim and Kanye

So my coworkers were talking about Kim getting robbed and how this was clearly all a fraud, because Kanye is crazy. Literally that was their entire arguemeny as to why it wasn’t true. I just do they think that bad things can’t happen to famous people? Did Kim and Kanye fake their parents death too? Oh he’s crazy so he…

Tom Sawyered

The Consort has Tom Sawyered me and I’m more impressed than anything. Today is my one day off and he wanted to go play models or something (nerd level 10). I was bummed and broke, so as consolation he gave me his credit card told me to go to the movies and pick up groceries on him. Fast forward to my sweaty ass having…

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Go Away Please

So I worked for 12 hours and came back to a car with ants and spiders. I guess the aunts went for the food and the spiders are going for the aunts. So I would like them to be gone and more importantly God to be more understanding of my hour commute and let me eat in my car consequence free. But really how do I kill…

I'm Trapped

My laundry is at the apt laundromat. There is a granddaddy cockroach hanging out on my front window. I have to pass it to get my laundry. The Consort is at work so he can’t kill it. What’s the point of being in a relationship if he’s not here to protect me from monsters? Oh god I have to kill it myself don’t I? But…

Respite

With everything going on I feel the need for a little brain vacay. Soooo is once upon a time any good? I would catch up on Scandal but I can't deal with Olivia Pope as a side piece. I can't handle women in general but black women in particular having to act like fucking crazy people for a check, so reality tv is out.…