Tom Sawyered

The Consort has Tom Sawyered me and I’m more impressed than anything. Today is my one day off and he wanted to go play models or something (nerd level 10). I was bummed and broke, so as consolation he gave me his credit card told me to go to the movies and pick up groceries on him. Fast forward to my sweaty ass having…

Respite

With everything going on I feel the need for a little brain vacay. Soooo is once upon a time any good? I would catch up on Scandal but I can't deal with Olivia Pope as a side piece. I can't handle women in general but black women in particular having to act like fucking crazy people for a check, so reality tv is out.…