The joke is that there was news this morning that McGregor “agreed to terms with Dana White” on said fight and was reported by places like ESPN in a tone that suggested this was a major step in the fight happening, when in reality McGregor is already under contract with White and his having to agree to however many…

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

My argument for Iron Fist being white - not because “it’z teh source materialz” but that it has the potential to allow for exploration of racial tensions & personal growth when it comes to the PM & IF dynamic.

What is she saying to him in that picture: “You’ve tried it more than once. Just stop with the Superman stuff. Maybe try to make Man from UNCLE 2 happen...?”

The US has a long, sordid history of “rugged individualism” that is mostly bullshit. Politicians appeal to that idea and get people to go against their own best interests so the politicians can funnel money to their buddies instead of building a society.

The fact that we’re actually having (and apparently, are somehow losing) a debate about whether all children deserve healthcare is a sign how completely broken a society we are.

Wait, is somebody actually trying to solve a problem before it gets out of hand and the government has to get involved? Are they allowed to do that?

I have these weird feeling that the people that went there deserved it... I really dont know why...

He should rename himself to Wayne, cuz he ain’t got no D!

Wait, didn’t GotG introduce like, 10 characters and get you to care about them?

This makes United seem almost unbelievably incompetent. Why were people allowed to board if they knew not all of them were going to be on the plane? Denying someone boarding is way easier than asking someone who’s sitting down to get off.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Brock was the worst QB in the league last year (or Goff if he threw enough passes). You don’t even need to make “what if we can make them play like 2014" again projections for Kaep and Cutler. Even in bad seasons for terrible teams they were better than Osweiler playing with a good team.

Calm your tits, not all of us are teens doing duckface, sometimes you want to capture a moment and there’s no one around.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

Ted Cruz is Vogon poetry personified.

Neutral here. The penalty given for Suarez was a disgrace, and there were clear penalties not given for PSG. So maybe Pique can shut the fuck up about refs for the rest of his life.

*Nods, steadfastly refuses to change anything the next time around.*

Sure it had nothing to do with the referee? If you thought the Scandal at Stamford Bridge was bad they found a way to send UEFAlona through. Even Suarez thought he was being booked for simulation. Utterly embarassing but fully expected.

Really? Because it looks like the white kid got away with harassing a classmate and wasn’t punished for that. Seems like a win to me; a win for white supremacy that is.