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Still waiting for the Covenant to show up.

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

It really is a shame we never got to see Jar Jar executed.

Every time I read a troll comment like you, I’m reminded of a bit of Neal Stephenson’s Snow Crash.

Fuck off.

And when you think you’re done fucking off, fuck off even further. Fuckhead.

Side note: Black Widow may be just a boring human, but marvel has shown that they can get behind a story with just a human (ahem Daredevil). If anything, a Black Widow movie could be a spy thriller on steroids. And people will see that. They keep seeing those Bond films- so why not a black widow movie?

Here at io9 we’ve taken to calling him John Bo-Jaeger in the meantime*.

Because our side generally tells the truth and the truth isn’t easy or pretty or simple. The world economy has changed. Well paying industry jobs for people with a high school diploma are not coming back. Climate change is happening. We need to reduce our reliance of fossil fuels even if it’s going to cost us jobs at…

Since you asked ...

yeah why would we think the sky is falling? we’re just building a $15B to $20B wall on our border, defunding the EPA, turning federal public land over to states, defunding planned parenthood, deporting immigrants, banning people from ‘terrorist’ countries, defunding sanctuary cities, attempting to back out of the UN,…

Gizmodo has the fragile ego?!? Are you kidding me? It trump that can’t stop obsessing about crowd size, the “alternative fact” about popular vote numbers, illegal voting, the size of his hands, or how many times he’s been on the cover of Time magazine. Give me a break!

This isn’t at all about left vs right. This is about a man ill-suited to lead a town of 100 people let alone the most powerful nation on Earth. And he keeps proving this over and over. I thought the election was bad. But the inauguration has been worse.

1) Solid argument about Democrats being babies. The “I know you are but what am I” strategy.

Yeah, that electoral college is shit, ain’t it?

Protesting and resistance WILL affect this man like no other President. If Pence were in charge he would just shake his head with a fake smile and go back to imposing the Dark Ages on America.

We did vote. The majority of voters didn’t want him.

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?