He isn’t here to make friends.

Yo, vending machines are what your fuckin’ GRANDPA used, bro! You gotta get in on this new ‘Bodega’ shit, it’s fucking tiiiiiiight! Young people are all over this shit, bro. Check it, you don’t pop no dolla’ dolla’ bills in this bitch, you just tap your phone (using Google Wallet) to the pay pad and ‘Bodega’ drops a…

This is a weird and bad take. The term “Latinx” seems to have organically arisen out of the Hispanic LGBT community - it’s trans and genderfluid Hispanic people “insisting” on their own existence. It has fuck all to do with top-down imposition by the Democratic Party or whatever your argument is.

As a new-ish father, I refer to myself in the third person when speaking to my son. It’s started affecting daily life though, when I’ll say something smart in a meeting and stop myself from saying “Daddy knows what he’s talking about.”

Yeah, I don’t find it that odd either.

Yes, Prince Anders should be the romantic rival to all Disney Princes from now on. It’s the new Prince Anders Cinematic Universe, or “PACU” for the fans.

I’m pumped for Mindhunter, because it was shot like 3 blocks from my house, because the neighborhood I live in looks like a 1970's slum where a serial killer would live. Yay!

I know at least one sentient being opposed to the “Please don’t eat kittens” law.

American Hustle is one of those movies that I know I saw, and I know I left the theater thinking it was fine to good, but I can’t remember a single thing that happened in it.

[FARTS TO DISPROVE EVOLUTION]

Kinja’s metric conversion software is shit.

The twitching is micro-calisthenics.

On the one hand, that sounds awful. On the other hand, nurses have what must be one of the hardest jobs on the planet. If they need a super indulgent drink to get through their (possibly 18-24 hr) work-day, more power to them.

“We are prepared to shelter people once the cities and county shelters reach capacity.”

Silly libs. Always gimme gimme gimme. You think Joel is running a charity over here?