Because in a Great America, black people are never happier than when they are in the background, enthusiastically supporting whites, who naturally deserve to be in front.

They'd probably dig it if he was shouting 'abortion is murder!' and setting fire to Cecile Richards in effigy.

Dude, go watch Netflix or something. This is kind of big news and of course it's going to be everywhere.

Maybe people like you should stop giving him the benefit of the doubt.

I'm def warming up my guillotine.

Calling her ugly says so much more about the people saying that than about Michelle Obama.

Casa Bonita = Trump Tower Mexican restaurant

You're making me teary-eyed with nostalgia

What a fucking turd.

Idris Elba is so hot that he's made all cape buffalo sexy by association.

Ugh, this reminds me of how he tried to build a studio expansion on his Grady Ranch property — which would not have been visible from the road or to any neighbors and would have brought in some awesome jobs — and the project was basically DOA because the asshole entitled rich neighbors were pissed that there would be…

My brother and sister-in-law tried Blue Apron *and* rigging an election. You won't believe what happened next!

Can't tell if that was an intentional Rochelle, Rochelle reference, but nevertheless I realized I'd rather have Bette Midler's Tonya Harding parody understudy as my new president than this . . . guy? And she couldn't even tie her fucking laces.

Hey, some of us are turned on by disgust and shame!

You could choose to have some compassion.

Great points, and I definitely am not un-compassionate for these folks. This is their home and they want to stay, I get that, and not everyone has the temperament or desire to go to college and have that type of job.

What I don't understand is why we're all supposed to be totally ok with the coal folks just expecting an industry and job with a good salary and benefits to be handed to them on a silver platter. The rest of us have to get an education (through whatever shitty school district we have) and work our asses off to get…

Whoa, I'll have to check out H. — I'm from the Troy area myself.

I remember the moment when I was doing my white girl jam out to Flip Flop Rock and realized I liked Speakerboxx more than The Love Below. I thought there was something wrong with me.

Wait, what would even happen to someone whose citizenship is revoked? Where would they go? Guantanamo?