Tig Notaro should do an episode about if Patton Oswalt killed his wife. I read that on the internet too.

...what? What does this, um, “song” or girl have to do with black people?

There’s some obvious remarks to be made here, but honestly I think it’d be 600x funnier if she somehow became the artist of our generation, and the “Cash Me Outside” era was like her <i>Pablo Honey</i>.

Anthony Lamar Smith was 24 years old when Jason Stockley murdered him.

Are you poppin’ my stones?

Or just having knowledge of world history beyond the Western point of view. Practically the whole of Asia/Africa, which is more than half the worlds population were held in servitude by the Colonial/Allied powers.

I’m up to marching against Kinja. Today it tells me I have “infinity” notifications. How can this be? Literally it has the infinity symbol where it might have once had “9+”.

Good.

the DSA’s support of the Juggalos does seem to be sincere,

Faygo is not crappy. The brilliant acidic green of Frosh citrus flavor is a transcendent visual experience.

I kinda think Hamm meant it facetiously?

Here is something that will cheer up your weekend.

I was attempting to use it in an ironic “trying to use their own words” method, as opposed to any actual malice. As Mini-Trump was being highly unaware of the irony of what he was posting, I was also trying to use irony. Plus, it’s a ridiculous word being used by ridiculous people, like “lamestream”. But I’ll try to…

I believe there’s an after-party for every host. It would have stood out more if there had been no party that time. The real shame? SNL only let Trump host that season, and not that glorious bastion of comedy: Mike Huckabee. We could have had 90 minutes of pure gold!

Oh you sweet summer child, if you’re just now getting to experience the word that is ‘cuck.’

Ironically, so does Daniel Tosh.

It’s not really a great line. Truth, but not a great line. And by no means a fresh observation.

Even your own dad thinks you are a loser beta-cuck, Junior.

Eric Trump could not be reached for comment, as he had forgotten to close his mouth while in the shower, and accidentally drowned.

Junior’s right. That’s why Peepaw never has to remind people who he is by plastering his name in giant letters on almost literally everything he owns. That would totally be the action of an insecure beta cuck