This is without hyperbole the greatest twitter rant of all time. He Ethered him. "No one has ever listened to one of your albums all the way through" is *kisses fingers to lips*

Johnny Rotten dismissive. Noooooooo
Also this article furthers illustrates how lame and sad it is American rock radio either ignores Bowie altogether or only acknowledges like, 6 songs.

This is some great writing. More long form music writing like this please.

That's sincerely hilarious. "Galaxy of l's he calls life" that's outstanding

even better: The Gold Album: 18th Dynasty

Yes I'm still bitter

Ever since O'Neal left what's the point of reading the articles?

The same people who hate Kanye hate Cam Newton. Hmmmmm

yeah he's a super creep. In a nice bit of karmic revenge his last album was an enormous flop, only sold like a few thousand copies when it came out.

He's like 26 and they were dating when she was 17 I think

One of the very worst rappers in the entire world

It's the one Tyga was statutory raping

Frank sinatras bastard kid

*disregards thousands of years of scientific writing, decades of space photography and video*
Hey man this youtube video by this guy in Fond du Lac Wisconsin checks out. I'M A THINKER

*Jack Nicholson starts slapping you*
I'm black, I'm white, I'm Black AND I'm white!!!

Dad, Nick Cannon's hilarious

All the Slate writers are currently at full mast

we all know from B.O.B. the cloning centers are in Antarctica, that's why the governments don't let us go there???

There are honestly some sick burns in the Tyson response track

Not white enough