When I was date raped, I didn’t think to go to the doctor until my throat felt like it was on fire. I casually mentioned what happened when my strep test came back negative, and got the full spectrum of STD tests as is protocol, I suppose. While everything came back negative, they put me on all the meds anyway,…

Brooks Laich is a NHL player.

Bless the gift of a person who thought, “I wonder what people misspell when looking for porn.” Bless them.

I thought the same thing but then upon further consideration, I bet it’s a “bow down” typo. B don’t know “kowtow.”

Personally, I’m outraged at her understanding of the word “kowtow” as COW DOWN, but who am I.

It seems as though Charlie Hunnam is trying to go for a Tom Hardy look and excuse me, but I do not hate it.

Literally laughed out loud at my desk, they’re on to me.

For what it’s worth, I am mom and I am concerned about Trump’s ties to Russia. *shrug*

I just came here to say that photo at the top is giving me LIIIIIIIIFE

This, a thousand times this. The sane people see this but what good is it? We see it and are completely fucking powerless to do anything about it.

It’s my baby’s first Halloween, and he’s only 3 months old, so we went easy.

These things always sting, but I’m now a mom to an 8-week old boy and just....fuuuuuuuuuuck this.

Excuse me but the headscarves and convertible are giving me SO much “To Wong Foo” realness that I die.

“Perpetual sunburn” AKA Alcoholism

I used to work at GameStop and I am the only one of that staff to emerge with a college degree (I’m female), save for the manager who inexplicably had a degree from Northwestern U and was just working there to put off working in a laboratory, which he was contractually obligated to do because he sold a patent for a…

Or an original power ballad from the cut-rate Guns n Roses cover band that plays the dive bar and grill down the street from your house.

I generally believe virtually everything I read, because why not, but this is an exception. I think 15-year-old girls don’t even know who Pauly Shore is anymore.

I just canNOT get over the idea that I'm supposed to believe that she spontaneously finds herself pregnant when Zellweger is literally almost 50!!! My suspension of disbelief isn't the goddamn Golden Gate Bridge!

Listen, if you all can’t bidet demselves, we will ALL go home (until next season).