I love the ruthlessness of the producers.

Ugh I meant the crash was NOT manufactured and I never comment here and I have no idea how to edit it and YOULL NEVER SEE MY FACE AGAIN GOODBYE

To borrow from RHONY, can we please implement a rating system like Carole’s radishes to explain the batshit-ness of any given RHOC incident? This can be any item, but I think considering Heather was like, “The crash was SO bad, Kelly is drinking a BEER,” it should be beer.

“White people vehicle” killed me dead. That's all I came here to say.

As much as I admire her no-make-up thing she is doing right now, I wish she would acknowledge that being comfortable without make-up is way easier for someone who, you know...looks like Alicia Keys, rather than a potato like the rest of us plebes.

Signed in just to say “But...those ARE Digimon.” But then I was like......oh... I see.

I think we also really got to see how twisted that terrifying husband is, as he giggled and grinned in the wings of this batshit scene while everyone else was appropriately horrified.

You guys. I’m so lucky I’m 8 months pregnant, because explaining to my boss why I’ve pissed myself after reading the comment section could have gotten awkward. More awkward than being kinda pissy. Literally.

I don’t know how anyone held it together after that glorious trainwreck of a threat. I would have really needed a bidet in that moment, you wouldn't have needed to ask me twice.

Not shaming anyone’s profession here, but Jesse likes to be selective in where he applies his beliefs. He’s a conservative who is dating a working porn star.