I’m so sorry you had to go through that, and you are completely correct.

It's funny that you have to wash your hair. I have to pluck my hair out, one by one, and state to each strand why it offends me and deserves to perish.

I scrolled too fast and I didn’t realize that was Cher.

All the stars for you!

This was my favorite piece of news last week and now... less than two weeks since their debut and I am over it/annoyed at the parade. If they were really in love they would be holed up under the covers in a random/private location and not coming up for air except for food and to pee. That is what true infatuation…

Every picture I've seen of the two of them, he looks like a deer caught in the headlights of an on-coming semi. I'm pretty sure he got blackmailed into this relationship. Like, dead hooker in the trunk of his car level blackmail.

Then never, ever read night Gawker.

Why does their relationship remind me of the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes “We’re in LOOOVE” world tour?? Also, she’s insufferable.

She should join the army as reconnaissance as she always can spot the cameras, even in the bushes. That is a true skill.

I've been having some wicked nightmares for the last week, but at least I know what is coming for me tonight.

My hair is so straight and fine it was routinely described as “flat” when I was a child (thanks, curly-haired Mom for never letting that one die...) and my earth-shaking revelation was...let it get dirty. Really dirty. I always though I had to wash it every other day to keep it from getting even flatter, but nope, dry…

As someone with thin hair also, you may try a dry shampoo and/or baby powder that matches your hair color. I wash my hair with shampoo and water maybe twice a week. The rest of the days I use dry shampoo for volume and then style.

More proof that the Midwest is literally hell.

The Lord half of that keeps alternating between looking unbelievably miserable and somewhat game. PICK ONE TOM.

Had they been black flies.....

You’re singing my song. My hair looks better when I don’t try.

This is going to be a rather fast apocalypse.

Hey, I just want my people to be prepared.

Two questions: