I pretty much have not stopped crying since I got home from work 2.5 hours ago.

I was just thinking: I’m glad this is happening now, and not when I was 14.

YES!!! It’s probably also why when I get really irritated my voice gets low and I extend out all my vowels like Ren. Such a great show.

Browse the website on their cell phones.

They should have known, one of those suits has short sleeves for crying out loud.

Use their smartphones for actual porn.

Don’t worry, there’s still smartphones.

I miss Ren and Stimpy with SUCH a passion. It seriously informed my sense of humor. And the infomercials were fucking gold. It's Log! It's Log! It's big. It's heavy. It's wood! It's Log! It's Log! It's better than bad, it's good! FROM BLAMMO!!!!

I did, and it was a good decision. <clinks glass>

Already there.

Way ahead of you! DO IT.

Oh the negs...

I love this thread with all my heart.

I live in the Bible Belt and I feel your pain. If I hear “what you don’t get about Trump...” Or “Ayn Rand is one of the few good women writers” I am going to go crazy!

You need to write an “Assholes I Met in a Bar” column.

Ugh. Can someone retrospectively burn all of those PUA books?

Seriously, I hope he stops. I would say I know what it feels like to have a creepy person hitting on me, but . . .

*shrugs* That’s cool, too.

Johnny Football is in your bar?

Evidently where you live doesn’t have enough bars.