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So we watched Good Burger for the first time this weekend and my dude pointed out Abe Vigoda for some reason. I then realized that I have, for my entire life, assumed that Abe Vigoda is an old timey baseball player that just moonlights as an actor. And apparently, I’m wrong?

Please, god, don’t let their be a volleyball scene!

I came *this* close to spitting cereal all over my keyboard.

Didn’t follow the link until your comment. I laughed so hard.

Fremdschämen! And YES.

Second-hand embarrassment.

He and Brad Pitt had major face over-hauls.

That beard is the truth!

hahaha what is going on there?!?

Well spotted LOL!

lol

No wait, Kanye is the adorable dog that doesn’t have a clue what in the fuck is going on.

Oh shit now I have to go and look!

Why did you think I picked him? Plus he seems to hold a ridiculous amount of influence over Kim.

I had a plastic toy horse named Clover once, then I tried to use Mom’s curler on its mane and everything went up in smoke.

I’m trying to decide if that’s more bleak than all of this stemming from Kim’s sex tape.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL WE GET A KARDASHIAN RASPUTIN?