My family continues to give me almond based cookies, despite my almond allergy. My Aunt put almonds all over the cheese and somehow managed to feed me a quesadilla with almond paste in it. (Damn vegans) I feel you and it sucks. Hugs!
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Your parents are assholes. You are awesome.
Sorry about the epic disaster. My parents/sibling Christmas has also been a disaster. I’ve been crying pretty much nonstop for two days, and I honestly don’t even know why at this point.
Wine and Cheez-its is a good plan. When my sister in law called today, I told my husband to say that I was in the shower. I totally support you in avoidance of people who stress you out.
Being the center of attention all the time must be so damned exhausting.
that really is the emotional and laundry equivalent to having your period, oh my god
Still not as awful as the faces Joe Cocker used to make.
Yep. Exactly this. People just looking for things to complain about :)
Meet your second wife was amazing!
How could you not include a mention of the “Meet Your Second Wife” skit?
Ha yes Bruce was cracking me up. Also loved “Meet Your Second Wife.”
I can’t believe I’m seeing the words “look forward to” and “Christmas” in the same sentence.
Nobody had warned my mom about her period so when she got it she straight up thought she was dying, like bleeding out or something. So she warned me about it at like 9 years old so when I got it I was totally fine.
When I was a five year old boy my mom would send me to the corner Rexall Drug Store with a five dollar bill and a handwritten note that I was told to hand to the pharmacist and was also told NOT to read the note. I remember him reading it, taking it to the back, putting a box in a sack and handing it to me with the…
Friends have heated floors for their basement level, and it’s WONDERFUL.
The Extended Edition I hope.
When I was about five years old, and my cousin was about 20, she saw my confusion because my sister was just starting her period and I didn’t know was going on and she thought it was a travesty that I didn’t know what it was all about. So, she pulled me aside and said, “do you want to see me pull my tampon?” I was…