Yeah, you better just put the CumberScrooge tag into rotation every year from mid-October through early January.

I think she'll be amazing no matter what?

This makes more sense now.

She is probably contractually obligated like Sandra Bullock & Speed 2. Or she feels obligated. Or she made A LOT of money. Or all three.

what? What did I do this time?

SO PSYCHED

She didn’t. She said the first time she hated it.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. SMH.

wow ok they arent actually your friends then

That is the most accurate description of pregnancy ever. The incubating a squid part....I have no experience with glow-y pregnancies.

I just want to know why the fuck they chose “Harris Faulkner” as a name for a toy hamster. Why is not one discussing this. The last toy/stuffed animal I bought I believe was named something cute like Clover or Sparkles.

Cannot star this enough.

it was so terrible. :( the first was so good, and then they got cocky...

He mentions Abby, Heather, Christie, Carli, Alex, and Becky, but not the best goal keeper in the world? Shade!

Just hits me from time to time. And I’m such baby about it. I have no tolerance for nausea. Even the thought of it makes me nauseated.

I’m so fucking glad I adopted. Seriously, I didn’t start trying til I was 39 and had one disastrously unsuccessful ivf, after which I had to stop and move on to adoption. I felt a lot of grief for the loss of the pregnancy experience at first but now, almost 15 years later, I’m like whew! Dodged a bullet there!!

Cady CumberScrooge?

It is CC. It is. In his MIND.