Agreed. That was the best part.

That was exactly my thought

I really, really see the resemblance. Lawsuits are dumb but she looks like the hamster and it has her name.

They both have exaggerated upper eyelashes, but that’s kind of a thing many women try to achieve with makeup. Note that the toy has no dark line on her lower “eyelids”, though, in contrast to Ms. Faulkner. The only other resemblence I can see is the toy’s nose is a similar pink to Ms. Faulkner’s lips, but...

How much do their neighbors hate them?

So, how long until they’re sued by Disney?

Of course you're right. The name thing is really weird (and dumb), but I'm having a hard time with the likeness part.

That trinket’s eyes—including iris and sclera—are a close approximation of circular. You know: same distance from the radius, etc. Her lawyer’s ability to distinguish truth from falsity has atrophied from disuse.

Oops. Now that you reminded me, duh.

A lot of the new Littlest Pet Shop toys have that overly dramatic eyeliner/eyelash thing going, though. Especially for a non human, heh.

It’s the realistic museum mannequins that do it for me. THEY LOOK JUST HUMAN ENOUGH IN DIM LIGHTING TO MAKE YOU THINK THEY’RE REAL FOR A SPLIT SECOND. On that note, Wright Patt Air Force Museum may have scarred me as a child.

Well. This is a surprise.

I was alone for the weekend last year, and this year I’ve at least got my roommate. I’LL BE FINE. (I say as I sit on my throne of LIES.)

I thought so too, but now I don’t see it???

Because hamsters and butterflies are bffs -nevermind that they’re omnivorous and would eat the shit out of a butterfly.

I’m coping with disney reaction gifs.

YES THAT ONE. I never thought I would either, but I fell down the rabbit hole last year and I’M AN ADDICT NOW.

its like: are you happy to see me

I have totally rejected applicants for the same reason. My assistant manager would set up interviews for me, he once had me interview a grown man (in my assistants defence, he didntveven notice the email address) who came nicely dressed, suit etc. was qualified, had a degree and everything. Then I noticed his email…

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