Just put a little Iocane powder on your pizza everytime. Soon you’ll have a tolerance that’s nearly inconcievable.

Plus when I hear something is poison I try to Princess Bride it slowly so that one day I can use my tolerance against enemies.

Food Babe just called all Halloween candy toxic, so lots of idiots are throwing around terms like they know what they mean. No one has ever claimed Coke or candy is nutritious, but toxic?

NO, YOU’RE ALL MISSING IT. IT’S OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!

It also diminishes the scariness of actual poison, like cyanide, which is found in apple seeds.

Also I think people know how advertising works by now? No one is confused when the commercial says “Frosted Flakes are an important part of this complete breakfast” and the camera pans over a spread of 6 foods and 2 different beverages, that their specific home breakfast is more likely to be eaten in 1.3 minutes over…

Fake, evil science. Of course their kids’ answers are marked wrong on global tests if the other countries apply such ungodly standards.

Their complaining is for the cameras. They want the most ignorant, patriotic infused drones our society can churn out. Why? Because they vote for them. Ignorance+ patriotism+ fear (racism, sexism and xenophobia, all wrapped up in one) = voting against your best interests.

I blame it all on alcohol and that gawdless rock n’ roll.

Not enough Jesus.

Stealing this. Ty.

Rejecting God and His Son.

Gays, obviously.

Not wearing the prescribed magic underwear?

Demons, obviously.

It’s just the same as ‘I’m not a racist, but...’.

How about “I’m sorry. I am stupid. I will never speak in public again about things I do not understand.”

I am so sick of this “women can’t be rational because girly parts” BS. If there is one sex organ that is synonymous with irrationality and bad decision making, it is, by far, the penis.

ntbs, but....

...and how is that a bad thing?