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Pee On Shae Joy
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There was a dude at my high school named George Ho. His email address was originally hobag@[school].edu. When it came time to apply to colleges, though, he was forced to change it to georgeho@[school].edu. It was a very sad day for all of us.

Oh, you know reporters are only asking questions like this in order to get a rise out of actors. They want a blowout because those type of interviews go viral. Nice, mundane interviews almost never go anywhere.

Ugh. She probably just ate lunch right? Assholes.

HAHHAHAHAHA!!! I will do that.

Yeah. The cast iron rule is never comment on a woman’s pregnancy unless (a) she mentions it first, or (b) you are her obstetrician and are actually delivering the baby at the time.

First, assuming they are not trying to be an asshat. There would need to be an optional prequel seminar on Are you an Asshat and if so, Why Being an Asshat is Shitty.

I am over 45 with some fine lines and age spots. I LOVE this foundation. I never wore foundation until I purchased this because it never felt/looked natural.

I would never say that to her face but now I can’t unsee it.

I just... don't get why she couldn't use her real name.

A lot of people need this course.

Real talk: Back in 2007 my technologically inept mother asked me to help her set up an email address so she could send out resumes. I showed her that, then told her to figure out what to use as the address while I took a piss.

Big dudes are totally my type. Last two boyfriends were 6’7”... Would tap

Oh yeah I know, and the same goes for all Sephora purchases but I just didn’t want to do the whole return/exchange dance. Thanks for the tip though!

I’m pretty sure I’ve uttered the phrase “Suck it, Trebek” on more than one occasion.

I used to feel this way until a client of mine with a trauma history (I work in mental health) told me that she doesn’t want to include her name in her email for fear of being targetted. That was very jarring for me and now I try to give more leeway to the creative email names.

It’s why I have a private e-mail address and a work e-mail one. Not that I don’t think either one is embarrassing, the work one is more professional than the private one.

Oh wow, is he a cutie or what.

Thank you! I’ll do my best to make you proud. <Salutes>

I’d tap that ;)