i am waiting for TEAM CAT HQ to chime in

Cabo, Mexico.

I got to do it for a week. But no severance package. Just a vacation, then back to the daily grind.

Fake hair+ lots of elastics to give it the height! Pull your hair into a high ponytail. Wrap with extensions for more length and volume. Fasten with hairband, then put in another just above that, and another, and another until you have the desired sticky-uppyness. Wrap bands with more extension hair.

def fake hair

I should have said before, I’m so sorry that you had such a difficult pregnancy. I hope Cha-man-leon was a very good partner throughout.

I respect your choice. You made a choice for yourself and your body and your life.

If liberal Christians aborted all of their children, I wouldn’t be alive. We abort unplanned children, because we believe that children should be born planned and wanted to parents who can care for them in every respect.

...Or it could be that they did get flu vaccines, but the vaccine didn’t include the strain of flu that is being passed around your office. My doctor got the flu last year, even though she was vaccinated, because the vaccine didn’t include that particular type of flu. She still got a milder case than she would have…

He had to sell the clothes off his back to host this dinner.

I hate when obvious “Not Shade” comes up in Shade Court. I’d rather read examples of amazing shade rather than blatant clap backs/drags/etc. I submitted one to Kara a week or two ago about that Millihellen article saying that Ulta didn’t want to be the ugly step sister to Sephora with a cover photo of Khloe K. in…

Not afraid to mix patterns!

I suck at flu vaccines, I never even think about them until my annual physical in January when the Dr. mentions it. Thanks to you, I’m going to get mine on lunch today.

He’s clearly been binging Hannibal.

Make it work.

whatever the mutha-f he wants cause he Tim Gunn

I still love this as much as the first time I saw it. Hell, more.

So one of the scientists I work with looks and sounds exactly like Tim Gunn and a career-long goal of mine came true the other day: we got him to say “make it work” and I had to run out of the room because I thought I was going to die

Oddly self possessed baby, new Kinja mobile interface, what other surprises will today bring?

There’s a whole lot of fashion going there.