See? You don't even know what I'm saying but you know I'm right. Those things look scary.

I got to use some of my literature knowledge in a trivia contest this week. Unfortunately, I didn’t know enough about comic books so I didn’t win any money. Boo. Also, I vehemently protest the idea that comic books and graphic novels are literature but who am I? ;)

Worst date: Dude showed up wearing jorts, carrying 2 handguns and a concealed carry license, and accidentally punched me when over-enthusiastically reaching for his beer.

Those things look like something that would squirt a poisonous liquid at contestants in the hunger games while making them hallucinate.

Reading. I want to get paid to read and learn things without using those learned things in any way except my own knowledge and pleasure.

Some of us live alone and don't want to make a lot of coffee or French press stuff because we are lazy. Don't judge me.

Who are we kidding? I live in the south and have been basically drunk since March.

All the stars for you. I miss Cady. :-(

Did I miss a day or two? I feel like it is at least a few days from Saturday AT THE MOST. I might be wrong because WINE, but I don’t think I am.

I’m sorry, I owe you an apology. I got a notification of a new comment, clicked on it, and it took me to your comment above. I see now that you were responding to someone else. Again, very sorry.

Thank you for saying so.

I feel your pain. I really do. I also have food allergies that make life difficult. But please don’t try to equate a gluten-free dessert to being 8 years old and sharing one can of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup between three people. And we all know that has like 4 pieces of really tiny meat in it. I am really trying…

I could be wrong, because it is a bit dark, but Cher’s pic doesn’t appear to be a selfie so.... IDK, that is not what I call being a loner. Says the woman already in her pjs at 6:45pm with the curtains drawn.

I feel like I might be overreacting with unreasonable amounts of rage here, but for fuck’s sake. I grew up in an environment with serious food scarcity. I learned to eat my little bit of food quickly. I learned to protect it like it was vital to life (because it often was). As an adult who makes good money now, I…

“Christian theme park”

Proof that your new name is perfect.

That video was terrifying. I had to take a shower and rub down with Benadryl. I am such a wuss.

Fuck you, Rachel. I needed to sleep tonight and you have messed that up so hard.

TRUTH

Did someone graft their hands together? I am so sick of Lord & Taylor already.