Okay but let's be friends.

Harrumph. *throws shoe against the wall* Elitist!!!

Take me with you. YOU CAN BRING THE MONOCLE

Sure. But then you lose the private bathroom with this sweet deal. I'm torn. Not really, this is hella expensive and work would never reimburse this. :)

And when they overbook the flight (which is 90% of the time), the buffer seat is the first to go? I dig the monocle, tho.

Irons has SOME water in it. I tried....

This. Also, no strangers falling asleep on your shoulder and snoring for 3 hours.

That for sure looks like a Godfather kiss to me.

Fuck, Kara, you really know how to wrap up a post. That deserves all the applause!!

Hey, kids. Train your entire lives for one shot at glory, and we will let you swim around in shit mixed with a bit of water. Yay you!!

Perfect answer. Thank you!

Off topic, I admit, but is it normal for an Airbus to be carrying only 50-something passengers? I travel quite a bit, and this is not normal in my world. They pack them in like sardines. A 1/5 crew-to-passenger ratio seems like not normal.

KimPossible. I FUCKING KNEW IT.

My son is graduating HS. Not really my own accomplishment, but I feel so proud of him. He has gotten 4 scholarships to regional universities (and 3 scholarships for universities where I just cannot accept. Hawaii? California?! Where the fuck even is Northwestern?!?!?!) I feel like, in our own personal situation, this…

I'm okay with saying it is a city in Mississippi. Don't be shocked.

I live in a southern city, and the outrage on social media is unbelievable. And in my city, the outrage is AGAINST this whole bathroom bullshit. My favorite social media post is the lady who posted that we ladies are more afraid of no toilet paper in the bathroom than who is peeing beside us. For once, I'm proud.

Not much, if you wear socks or your feet are in decent shape. Unfortunately, the dudes next to me usually have gross fungus stank feet that they want to rub on everything.

Oh, honey. I am the same. I fly a lot and I still go through this until the ding ding at 10,000 ft. I am so sorry.

I often entertain fantasies of hurting people while on the plane. I fly way too much and I don’t like most of humanity, so.... If you’re that person harassing the flight attendant and cursing at kids and taking your shoes off and picking your nose, I probably want to hurt you

SAME.