I really could have gone all evening without seeing that.

Also that 4th one. Wtf is going on there.

Ok sure, but I don't know of anyone who bought actual stuff from that catalogue. It always ended up in the bathroom, though.

+2000 stars for that name.

Whatever shall dads across America do in the bathroom now?

I watched it so much that when someone says “head desk", this is always my mental image.

I am in such distress over this that I am seriously considering leaving work early to go home and watch Purple Rain with a bottle of wine.

Nah. I lost a family member to a drunk driver.

And this dude is one of those people who doeant hit on people. He negs. And it fails with me, and with everyone else. But he keeps on until he leaves alone. Bwahahaha.

More like Jason Misshapen Balls.

If I visit LA, I may never return.

Truth. I live in the Bible Belt. Come visit me.

Evidently you don't realize that this is the only bar within walking distance to my house.

I will barely eat even. I will sleep and Broadway and drink rum. And maybe eat a sausage dog.

I'm not. He is. And he is being a repulsive idiot.

Gasp!!!’ Yes we are.

This mother fucker next to me at this bar is about to go extinct in 3 minutes.

I do consider that weird. But I am weird, too, so welcome.

Deep throat plus teeth?