Maybe I shoved a gun or a knife or a grenade in there IDK

No joke, she ran my brace through the xray machine and said “There’s metal in it.” Yeah, that’s how it immobilizes my knee, genius.

Meanwhile, I had to endure the most painful and humiliating pre-flight check with a broken knee thanks to a TSA agent that insisted on checking every crack in my body, including taking off my knee brace and LIFTING MY FUCKING LEG.

The man is NONSTOP! (That’s a song in Hamilton. I feel like he might have written it about himself.)

I don’t know what that is, but I’m in.

I am dying to know what Lin-Manuel Miranda and The Rock are doing together. I just squeeeeeed!!

That isn’t a double-breasted suit, either. The entire description of her outfit is wrong.

I know! I picked them up at a Saks sale, and I never find great shoes in my size at the Saks sales. It was my lucky day, for sure.

Eh, I can’t really find anything that does it justice. I’ll try to get one for you in a bit!

Absolutely. The bow isn’t too frilly and it blends well when looking at it from above because it is the same color. You can never go wrong with black patent leather.

I love those! The heel isn’t so high that your toes will constantly push through the open-toe part. That is painful when that happens.

I have a pair of pink and silver Valentino sandals with a 4 inch heel, and they are one of the most comfortable pairs of shoes in my closet.

In my opinion, they are definitely worth it if you get the right ones. High-end designer shoes tend to be made well and last a long time. I have had a pair of black Manolo Blahnik maryjanes for 10 years. They are classy, they go with everything, I wear them everywhere, and people still comment on them and tell me how…

I know. Everything you said is true. But I am no longer afraid to leave work by myself. No one has tried to abduct me in the past 6 months. IDK. My heart is torn.

Maybe. This doesn’t work for my city, but it probably does for the rest of the world. There are always many social and biological reasons why things are what they are. One thing doesn’t change all those problems. I only know I can support change where it happens.

So, how do we make this easier for everyone? How do we make areas safer while not displacing people who are residents in the community? How do we bring that community grocery stores, and restaurants that they can afford to visit, and other industries where they can get jobs without causing harm? This is a serious…

I do not disagree with you. It makes me sad. I’m thrilled that my town is not displacing people, and I know that isn’t happening everywhere.

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“Gentrification” is a weird label. They are calling it “gentrification” in my local downtown area, but that’s not what is happening. Basically, the many dozens of abandoned buildings are being turned into restaurants and apartment buildings (not all of them are high-priced condos; some are reasonably priced and many…