All I hear is Macarena with some grunts and sighs thrown in.

It has long been a goal for me to make someone who is very proper laugh uncontrollably in an inappropriate setting. Like, I want to make Kate laugh so hard milk comes out her nose. Or I want to give Emma Watson the giggles while she is in church or something.

I had my son when I was 25. And that was really late for my peer group where I lived. I GET IT.

I am so glad I’m not the only one who feels this way.

But that is perfect, yes? So, so perfect.

Oh, I agree! Kiddy porn and gun porn and lots of those aborted fetus porn things. This dude is weird.

You are living the life!

Like, I need a grandpa. And then I think that I have a child old enough to make me a grandma any day now. Sigh.

I think that was a lie told to us as children by adults who wanted to feel like adults. But they probably felt the same way.

This reminds me of the time I was the adult chaperone for two 17 year olds and two 19 year olds on a weekend trip to the country. I may have been the worst chaperone ever.

I don’t always ask my parents, but I have this guilt that I should be asking someone.

Well that is disappointing as fuck.

They never come. How could anyone have let me grow up and be responsible for things? This was not a good idea.

Oh, yes, I get that. My question is what is “Harry Potter: All Growned Up”?

I kinda get what Katie is saying. I am early 40s, and I still wonder when the adults are going to show up and help me out with life stuff.

This is gross. And exactly what I imagined he’d be like in real life.

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.

What is this Harry Potter thing? What WHAT?

Kara, I cannot believe you just did this to me.

Deal.