Counterpoint: The Phils saved $13M by cutting him.

I think the scouting report on Howard is a little too well written right now and if he’s going to have any success, he needs to be able to adapt a little. Put a pitch in the right spot for him and he’ll hit it to the moon, but there’s entirely too much of the plate that he couldn’t do anything but flail at the last…

To fair, this IS consistent with this administration’s goal to cut off millions of access to Americans access to doctors. Can’t get a prescription if you can’t afford the visit!

No, you are right, and I’m an idiot. Was stepping on your joke when I shouldn’t have. Carry on.

Why would he go up a weight class?

So...you do get the joke then, yes?

All I gleaned from this is that Prince probably wrestled 106 as a senior.

Choosing to start taking drugs is a choice so remember to only take them when you have a magical slip of paper that says it’s ok then stop immediately and don’t ask for help if you’re addicted because we don’t have anything for you. I’m sure you won’t find this messaging confusing, kids.

His doctor prescribed it to him after a shoulder injury that ended his wrestling career.

OK so this battle stuff all seems fine, when do you guys play croquet?

You know who else is a fucking asshole? Whoever decided to add infinite scrolling to Kinja websites. I hope they get fired.

Flap is hiding the rest. You can just see the first vertical of the N and you can see the duct tape extends a few more inches.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

According to his Tumblr, Cholowski said he would have signed the deal earlier but “mom’s being a real big bitch.”

I think I just don’t like that its on an arm.

I agree! Might have mis-represented my POV by who I replied to, but I was co-signing the sentiment

Other other counterpoint: Pitchers are baseball players, yeah? Part of baseball is hitting. Grab a fucking bat, Chris Sale.

So has anyone tweeted SportsCenter yet?

He declared that the attack “crosses many lines, beyond a red line, many many lines.”