Sounds like my PS4 Pro’s auxiliary fan is going to be in permanent overdrive while playing this then. I don’t think it got below a dull rumble the whole time playing Spider-Man and this looks even more detailed, if that’s even possible. Awesome and can’t wait!

Someone (anyone) had better come up with a big fat controller plug to ‘new skinny tiny little controller’ plug adapter pretty soon into this thing’s lifecycle. No bloody way am I going to pay a premium for new controllers just because they’ve changed the sodding plug size (I’m guessing if this is a success they’ll do…

I kinda want this to be a success (even though my Raspberry Pi 3 does a great job of PS1 emulation as it is) - Just so they’ll do a PS2 classic (or at least consider doing one).

Hahahahaha, like Melania ever has sex with Jabba the Cheeto any more. I bet he gets a hand job on his birthday if he’s lucky. She does NOT look like the type of woman who’d even do it as a pity fuck

Jesus christ, they really need to retool that front end. Most of the other lines on the car (and the interior) are OK but that whole front grille / front quarters look is foul. 

I loved my ‘72 Beetle. Only car I’ve ever been able to wrench on with any measure of success and loved it right up until the front suspension collapsed on the way to Glastonbury one year.

One of these? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFQu2HgDTwQ

Over here I thought I’d actually invented this back in the late 80s. After a pub crawl, a lot of alcohol was consumed and it became a tradition to raid our local all night store for consumables. I ended up buying a cottage loaf a bit like that bread bowl, ‘end of the day’ stale on the outside but still quite soft and…

Dang, it really does look like a generic car from a game that didn’t want to put up the cash to acquire the official license for real cars. Or else a disastrous one-night three-way stand between a Porsche Cayenne, a Dodge Charger and some nameless Hyundai

Yup exactly that, which makes his response here all the more ironic given he’d already taken the piss out of “fans like him” all those years ago - In some ways, Tim Bisley is the single character in Spaced who had absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever (against the rest of the characters, in any case) - so a fine…

You can see the scenes in a Sony Movie Studios Exec office though, can’t you.

More grown up about it?

That my 2010 Nissan Qashqai would eat headlamp bulbs like a demented Mr Mange-Tout

I cancelled my preorder of this purely based on the public beta. It was horrible, truly horrible to control. Looks fine but yes yes yes I totally agree that Ubisoft need to punt Ivory Tower into the reeds, give Reflections Driver San Francisco 2 as a project and we’ll all be happy because dang, if there was one thing…

Ah well, that’s OK then - at least it doesn’t mean I have to start hating the very guts of yet another director whose movies have inspired and delighted me in equal measure (Sorry Gilliam, Tarantino, you’re still in the shitbox I’m afraid).

If no one dubs these “Sushi Wheels” there’s no justice in the world. 

Let’s face it, it’s for the benefit of folk who would happily walk into a roaring open blast furnace rather than divert their attention from their phone’s screen, even while walking down a busy street. 

I think American Psycho (the novel) was pretty cringeworthy but the film is without doubt a seriously lazy pass on the novel. Obviously there were so many scenes they couldn’t include but let’s not forget that the movie completely seemed to gapingly miss the message broadcast throughout the novel - is this real or…

That cat’s got previous for this sort of thing...

Doesn’t realy look like Ubi gives a shit about creatives in any form. Oh and even if the art or assets aren’t used, you can bet they’ll be mercilessly stolen from the HitRecord site by every tee maker out there looking to pass someone else’s hard work off as their own designs.