Oh haha, sorry if my reply sounded like I was holding them up as some paragon of virtue or a moral compass to steer your boat by. Feck no!! They’re a bunch of mouth-breathing scrotes who are no more fit to tell parents how to parent than your average fascist dictator. They look for just about every excuse they can to…

Exactly so - but if you read the british press at the moment, and you have parents complaining that “Fortnite has turned their kids into pant-pissing zombies with no life” you’ve got to wonder why no one gets social services involved in these situations (or more wisely, when the hell it was that parents stopped saying…

Fantastic stuff. Loved the vids on the lost classics just left to rot in Hong Kong but loved the header pic to this article more as that looks suspiciously like an old Merc 160 or 180D (the first car I owned). Thing was like a tank, (in fact mine got rear-ended by a Transit van, the van was a write-off whereas my car…

With reference to the violence, this is going to be a title that kids are going to want to play for bragging rights (yeah yeah, yadda yadda age ratings / parental controls / blah blah blah).

Fantastic animation but Naughty Dog were already doing some amazing things with tiny little facial tics and really expressive stuff even in Uncharted 4, so it seems right and proper that they’re getting to this level of being able to animate a proper smooch. I love this, but I love the rest of the trailer a lot less.…

Weirdly, just the other day I saw a Mustang exactly like the one in the header pic (yellow though, not orange) and it had Brit plates on it - so someone stumped up for the import tax I guess.

Session is “Mostly Online”

Argh that Stephanie pic gave me a real case of the double takes. I once went out with a girl who looked EXACTLY LIKE THAT all the time. I don’t really remember much more about her other than she was blisteringly good in bed and dressed like she was wearing Barb’s hand-me-downs. Funny old world.

Jodie Kidd or GTFO

It’s been a long time coming (and I seriously did not expect it to come from EA of all people, who have - for years - been the WORST proponents of paid for microtransactions, loot boxes and a completely pared down game in the box you buy on day 1). Game prices have not dropped in the same level that they have in…

Seems like a bit of a vague ‘hint’ that he disliked playing his character. Sounds more like he had a few directorial issues and perhaps issues with the way the books were being interpreted for the big screen. I’d imagine just about any actor working on anything would feel like that.

Oh btw if you object to women being in Battlefield V, can you please quitely NOT FUCKING BUY / PLAY IT so the rest of us can enjoy the multiplayer not having to listen to your mysogynistic bullshit? Ta.

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I’m really dreadfully sorry but I think I’ve just come...

I remember being at school, never being in with the ‘cool kids’ (who were mostly psychotic bullies anyway) but never quite nerdy enough to be in with the nerdy kids either. I made friends with a kid through our mutual love of Atari VCS games and dragged along to his D & D group, playing a Paladin called Domark (I had…

I quite liked the original but I still think there’s acres of potential for a game that does the whole scavenging / adding crud to your vehicle thing a la Mad Max (but with slightly less rigid upgrade parameters). I think excessive amounts of ‘go here, get that, give it to me’ quests made the original into a grind but…

Amazing CGI. Also amazing how much one of his brothers actually looks like him without the CG so I was surprised they didn’t just use him for distance shots.

I think Heather makes a good point that some games actually play better or are more measured and controllable at lower frame rates but they should still be given the higher visual acuity possible with the Pro and the BoneX - above all there should be ‘frame lock’ to ensure that framerates don’t dip in modern titles,…

I always thought it was just Batman trying out a cute line. I loved that bit though, it’s probably one of the few occasions where Bale’s Batman shows he’s got something of a sense of humour.

I’d put even money on him being someone’s manager, and an asshole manager at that. Over here Tesla drivers are actually surpassing BMW and Audi drivers as the biggest tools on the road, so always worth giving them a wide berth whenever you see one.