C’mon, we’re not “invasive.” We’re “endearing.”

*smacks whippersnapper with cane*

He’s got a point though. The “easier to generate in a lab” thing is great for fire science research, but it sounds like conditions have to be governed fairly carefully to make it work - which is great in the lab, not so great when taken outdoors.

Well, that and not actively taking a thick, wet dump on half of your target audience like another movie that was released a few weeks ago.

Finish their business in the region and leave it a flaming wreck where not two stones stand upon each other, 80% of the population has perished, and not a single gold piece can be found within six miles.

The practical difference between “18 quintillion” and “infinite” is zero, for this game.

Gotta set yourself a limit on scrub Pokemon. All I’ll give a member of the Pidgey family is three balls and three berries. I’m not blowing a day’s worth of Pokeballs on 100 XP and 3 pieces of Pidgey Candy.

My wife was commenting the other day that it had not done much of anything to our data usage, which shocked the hell out of me considering how much I have it open.

Brussels sprouts need to continue to char until they are consumed by fire, but the BBQ Gods will find brussels sprouts to be a displeasing sacrifice.

That’s disappointing. I took my son to see the Godzilla movie from a couple of years ago, and I remember him being pretty bored during all the talky bits.

That’s pretty much the long and short of it.

Oh man, those were the days.

Morty, we’re going to have to go through interdimensional customs, so you’re gonna have to do me a real solid...

...but men shouldn’t go for the idealized body type we see in advertising and should instead go for REAL women, right?

None, that’s a prototype Candy Creature for the upcoming Candy Crush Go.

The future is today! Preorders were gone within minutes and the preorders are selling now on eBay for hundreds of dollars.

Other than killing off Hicks and Newt, I thought Alien 3 was pretty good.

That was such a damn shame. I really liked John Carter.

Interesting. I really like Morningstar Farms’ Spicy Black Bean Burger, I’ll give that a shot.

You lasted longer than I did. I tapped out during Season 1 and never looked back.