Yeah, man, but it’s a dry heat!

Kind of neat how geography affects things. This person’s area is lousy with Doduos, and the only one I’ve even seen is one that I hatched.

Like...really really FAST dirt bikes...and give everybody paintball guns.

NEVER! Stellar heat can’t melt steel beams!

And let’s not forget, the fat guy will always be an incompetent idiot while the hot wife will be smart and witty.

Still more pathetic plus an additional bonus helping of “asshole.”

How modern are we talking on that camera? The guy on the right looks like he has a katana, so maaaaaybe a leftover Japanese soldier from WW2? That looks like an old-school M16 as well.

I’d like to see Harrison Ford involved, bookending the films - like he’s telling stories to his grandchildren or a group of schoolkids. Other than that, yeah, refresh the cast. I didn’t much care for Shia either, but the character is fine.

Yell and scream and berate your fanbase, yeah, that’s...that’s a good idea.

Did we care? Of course we cared. We’re just not willing to give up something just because a few idiots don’t know how to behave.

Man, if the game’s not out yet in Japan, you’re not gonna find any Pokemon and trying to play it is pointless. Just...you know...STOP. WAIT. Take a trip to another country or something if you need it that bad. Quit trying to get ahead of everybody else in Japan, I can guarantee that any advantage you might have gained…

Oh, they’re not THAT few and far between. Women are every bit as shallow as men, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Beautiful.

Yes, Condescension Store? We’re going to need a full restock, this article has used all of our supply.

Don’t be silly, they’re hammers in disguise.

That’s a pretty good cross-section of my childhood. Imma pick this up and show Pedro Junior how things worked when I was little.

What would you have preferred?

This film is a unique circumstance, expect all sorts of weird shit like this.

Fake: KuKluxKlam

It’s getting people off their asses and moving around, and bringing people together in a (mostly, but not exclusively) friendly fashion.