Because that’s Dove’s thing, no matter how much you want it to be otherwise?

And you’ll never, ever be able to get the tall four you need to complete a line.

You could have gone that extra mile and pompously proclaimed that you don’t even own an idiot box.

What was your response to the same question when Nancy Pelosi said “we have to pass it to find out what’s in it?”

Not at $999, it isn’t.

Got an Archer reference, which is pretty much the same thing.

Now that looks absolutely delightful. Sold!

“Remember who spreads this info... the users themselves, it’s not in the testers interest to spread the truth.”

It’s one method for the shooting public to tell whether or not a given commentator knows anything about firearms or not.

But far more important than having good characters or a quality plot, does it pass the 300-point “Is This Film Problematic?” inspection test that is so, so very important these days.

Because the other side decided to go balls-to-the-wall on an utterly unlikable candidate.

Friend Computer says “Eat your Big Mac! Big Macs make you happy. Happiness is mandatory, Citizen. Infrareds are standing by to serve your Big Mac today.”

It’s a lot of fun getting in a room with a bunch of 30 somethings and dropping the start of the theme song, watching them light up and join in.

Lol at the guy pshawing “random inspections by the police force.”

Impossible! All children in houses with unsecured firearms will shoot and kill themselves, this is The Law Of The Universe. That can only mean that you’re a...g-g-ghost! ZOINKS! RUN, SCOOB!

From the article behind the story: “The children were picked up by their parents at the station and no charges were filed.”

Preeeetty sure you don’t either, my man.

Or not brown enough, not gay enough, too gay, not enough women, too many women, insufficient transgender representation, too much transgender representation. Somebody will whine about something.

That second Bloodborne shot looks like a painting. Very nicely done.

It was an indifferent move for the first film. There’s nothing in Alien that is necessarily improved by Ripley being female - the xeno burst out of a male, and killed everybody else on the ship, male and female. I can’t think of a way the story would have been lessened with a male lead, or a way it was lessened with…