Because that’s Dove’s thing, no matter how much you want it to be otherwise?

And you’ll never, ever be able to get the tall four you need to complete a line.

You could have gone that extra mile and pompously proclaimed that you don’t even own an idiot box.

What was your response to the same question when Nancy Pelosi said “we have to pass it to find out what’s in it?”

Got an Archer reference, which is pretty much the same thing.

Now that looks absolutely delightful. Sold!

“Remember who spreads this info... the users themselves, it’s not in the testers interest to spread the truth.”

It’s one method for the shooting public to tell whether or not a given commentator knows anything about firearms or not.

But far more important than having good characters or a quality plot, does it pass the 300-point “Is This Film Problematic?” inspection test that is so, so very important these days.

It’s a lot of fun getting in a room with a bunch of 30 somethings and dropping the start of the theme song, watching them light up and join in.

Lol at the guy pshawing “random inspections by the police force.”

Impossible! All children in houses with unsecured firearms will shoot and kill themselves, this is The Law Of The Universe. That can only mean that you’re a...g-g-ghost! ZOINKS! RUN, SCOOB!

Or not brown enough, not gay enough, too gay, not enough women, too many women, insufficient transgender representation, too much transgender representation. Somebody will whine about something.

That second Bloodborne shot looks like a painting. Very nicely done.

A game that’s LSPDFR for GTA V, only “moreso” would be great. Add some investigation mechanics, a police storyline, make the random callout system more robust and detailed, you’d have something good.

Next it’ll be hobbyhorse-mounted air guitar. Get some sick vert riding Stickula while shredding the air guitar, Dragonforce-style!

Interstate ‘76 is exactly what I thought of with that picture.

Not impossible, just “right place, right time.” I bought one yesterday at a retail establishment that had four. Woman had just finished putting them out, I walked by (on my way to buy something else) and said I’d take one. Four people behind me seconds later, one was gonna be disappointed.

Depends on the game. I have zero interest in jumping into any sort of JRPG because of the time sink factor. But I recently sunk a considerable amount of time into Mad Max - open world games are My Thing. Give me plenty to do and lot of space to do it in, and let me break it down into chunks where I can jump in and…

Me: “What are those three vertical lines towards the center of the picture? Is it on my monitor?”