For everyone suggesting these two-doored cars, including the guy that is looking for help:
Putting babies in the back seat of a two door car sucks unshaven scrote-sack.

Road workers aren’t yet exactly sure what caused the sign to fall

I get your point, but nowhere did I say it was a net profit for the donor. Also, it was pretty tongue in cheek. Thanks for the tax lesson tho!

I know that if someone walks on to my lot to look at a pre-owned vehicle 90% of the time they’ve already looked at half a dozen others online and are now at the final stages of their purchase.

So really you only wear a watch so you can bring up that you also fly. Nice.

I couldn’t handle the stress of attaching no meaning or value to something borrowed from a friend of which it clearly means a lot and is highly valued. 

My children really aren’t going to like their bosses when they work for your daughters someday. 

When I see there are more toys than we can handle, I shove everything that is cluttered into a big box and start our weekend Donauction. I have my two girls sit on their table across from each other, get a megaphone (toy), take a toy from the box to the table, and declare “Donation?!”

I definitely think the subways have gotten significantly worse in the past 5-7 years, but not enough blame is being placed on how much the passengers suck. Yes, ridership is up, and the same phone-zombies who stop in the middle of the sidewalk? They’re also on the train. Nobody moves out of the doorway anymore. The…

Uh resident here. Ridership is down a bit(and they blame car services and want to raise the fare again), trains have gotten slower there a NYtimes article about it, there’s been hardly any upkeep and the signals are just dying, the infastructure itself is literally crumbling (Sandy didn’t help), every weekend there is…

Oh man, I lived in Carroll Gardens during that 2003 snowstorm and felt completely stranded for those few days. Trying to make the walk all the way to Borough Hall to get the 4/5 instead of the F by my apt was like being on Hoth. That above ground stretch from Carroll Street to 4th Av/9th street doomed us all. Thanks…

Is anyone else getting bored with these Tesla pair-ups?

Related, and mentioned in the first comment, I am always perplexed by the way guns behave in movies. A short list of craziness:

Real life Bond:

Real life Bullitt:

I still remember both Transformers and F&F dubbing a Lamborghini exhaust note over the Bugatti and Lykan driving scenes.

Bemulleted. I like it. to present your prize I’m sending Joe Dirt

You and I think alike, I saw them and imedieatly thought "transformer butthole"

“but the old mid-engine Prius got grandfathered in”

People who actually have the authority to say what something is and isn’t: