For everyone suggesting these two-doored cars, including the guy that is looking for help:
Putting babies in the back seat of a two door car sucks unshaven scrote-sack.

Road workers aren’t yet exactly sure what caused the sign to fall

I get your point, but nowhere did I say it was a net profit for the donor. Also, it was pretty tongue in cheek. Thanks for the tax lesson tho!

I know that if someone walks on to my lot to look at a pre-owned vehicle 90% of the time they’ve already looked at half a dozen others online and are now at the final stages of their purchase.

So really you only wear a watch so you can bring up that you also fly. Nice.

I couldn’t handle the stress of attaching no meaning or value to something borrowed from a friend of which it clearly means a lot and is highly valued. 

My children really aren’t going to like their bosses when they work for your daughters someday. 

When I see there are more toys than we can handle, I shove everything that is cluttered into a big box and start our weekend Donauction. I have my two girls sit on their table across from each other, get a megaphone (toy), take a toy from the box to the table, and declare “Donation?!”

I definitely think the subways have gotten significantly worse in the past 5-7 years, but not enough blame is being placed on how much the passengers suck. Yes, ridership is up, and the same phone-zombies who stop in the middle of the sidewalk? They’re also on the train. Nobody moves out of the doorway anymore. The…

Uh resident here. Ridership is down a bit(and they blame car services and want to raise the fare again), trains have gotten slower there a NYtimes article about it, there’s been hardly any upkeep and the signals are just dying, the infastructure itself is literally crumbling (Sandy didn’t help), every weekend there is…

Oh man, I lived in Carroll Gardens during that 2003 snowstorm and felt completely stranded for those few days. Trying to make the walk all the way to Borough Hall to get the 4/5 instead of the F by my apt was like being on Hoth. That above ground stretch from Carroll Street to 4th Av/9th street doomed us all. Thanks…

Is anyone else getting bored with these Tesla pair-ups?

Related, and mentioned in the first comment, I am always perplexed by the way guns behave in movies. A short list of craziness:

Real life Bond:

Real life Bullitt:

I still remember both Transformers and F&F dubbing a Lamborghini exhaust note over the Bugatti and Lykan driving scenes.

They have gone above and beyond what was ever expected of, or hoped for them, especially with 70's technology, and continue to serve humanity beyond the reaches of our collective dreams.  That is success no matter how you look at it.

Bemulleted. I like it. to present your prize I’m sending Joe Dirt

“but the old mid-engine Prius got grandfathered in”

People who actually have the authority to say what something is and isn’t: