I own a Model 3 and avoid the forums like the plague, except for my local one which is full of reasonable people. While it sounds like you are joking, you are closer to the mark than you think. 

They can take an X-ray of her hand and figure out her age pretty easily. Has no one done this? Granted she was would likely need to consent. 

Look at that Sharp ZQ PDA!

No, you must be confused, I’m Robert.....Schmoses. LOMEX LIVES! *runs away*

they could widen 14th street by knocking down all the buildings on one side.  Problem solved!

Generally the smaller local Facebook groups for a specific reason have more ‘regular’ people you can meet, but man, the national Facebook group is filled with people who can’t take any criticism or are blind to flaws in Tesla and Elon.

Holy amazeballs. This article of gloriousness and then THIS?? Off to stream!

As an owner, if you treat this car like a normal vehicle, it’s amazing. If you get one ignore all of the owners forums except maybe a local one where people tend not to be insane. 

I actually think this might cause far worse damage to Tesla’s reputation, since people are going to be far more cavalier with this than with Autopilot. The feature hasn’t been out for a week and look at the number of crashes. And wait until someone’s kid is run over because the ‘summoner’ couldn’t see them.

I have a Model 3, and likely will get the update with Smart Summon pretty soon, but there is no way I would try what these people are doing with their cars.  I am astounded at Model 3 owners who put a shocking amount of faith in these immature systems. While they are impressive, they still have a long way to go, and…

There will likely be two options- the standard “sport bag” for $850, and then the leather sport deluxe made of rare baby seal leather and monogrammed for $3,000.

Those look like trucks I drew as a kid, with their oversize wheels I used to draw with coffee cans. Love them!

While I think you are right, I think it’s going to still end up pretty enormous. 

Mass pike is 3 lanes wide in some spots. There is a (small) possibility that they were in a middle lane. But given this whole sorry ridiculousness, they very well could have been asleep in the left lane going 85mph. 

Man, that show was so good back then!

And I’m sure he got an obscenely low price for it since it’s a car with essentially no actual resale and thought he was a genius.

Given that this guy is trying to impress multimillionaires, I think that all of these answers were spot on. It’s a ridiculous problem to have, and going left field is the perfect solution.

Fiat fan, apparently. (See below).

Exactly THIS. Being able to just pick from Disney’s vast library for a plane flight or long trip? Combined with all of the new content?

Yeah but this was a test performed in Europe where just about everyone knows how to drive a manual.