Bleak and beautiful. I tip my hat to you.

K. I like the Intercept, and I like Glenn Greenwald. So I checked your link.

Yeah, actually, it is - for federal pardons. The only person President Trump can’t pardon is himself in a case of impeachment: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardon

You’re missing the best part of Chloripyrofis: it causes autism! All these moron anti-vaxxers are still trying to convince us to die of polio, and here it’s been our food the entire fucking time!!!! https://theintercept.com/2017/01/14/dow-chemical-wants-farmers-to-keep-using-a-pesticide-linked-to-autism-and-adhd/

Fuck you. Fuck you for taking over there comment section and ruining Jezebel for me.

And she had a vagina!

Here it is! I was waiting for the Bernie Bros to appear, and here they are!

$$$$$$$$$$$$

Qualifier: UNLESS you are a lawyer. Then, it is all that matters. Ever. I know plenty of lawyers told, “You do really great work. Unfortunately, you have three things missing from your resume. Harvard, Stanford, and Princeton.”

Yup. I’ve lived in Cleveland, Akron, and C’bus. Can confirm that this is every cab company’s MO in all three cities.

DO IT.

Out here, we don’t really have them (cabs). Or the service is terrible, even downtown. You can call a cab​, and if you’re lucky, they might show up in an hour or so. Or you can use Lyft or Uber and actually get where you need to go.

Dude. No. One kid woke up with Munoz on top of him open-mouth kissing him with Munoz’s hand down his underwear feeling him up. That’s fucking rape (penetration - tongue - without consent). If that was common at federal military academies, it helps explain rampant rape in the military.

Oh, look. Here come those “women” with their “experiences” of “rape” here to ruin our good time and tell us that we can’t force women into having sex against their will, which totally isn’t rape.

Even better. Then we both get what we want.

Revoke his citizenship and deport his ass to North Korea STAT.

I hope she makes bank. I hope she out-earns Oprah.

I live near Cleveland. See that tiny blue dot in Northeast Ohio? That’s Cleveland. It’s also heavily concentrated with Democrats. Cuyahoga county voted damn near 90% for Clinton. It’s the hellhole burbs that are Republican, and they remain hellholes because the populace keeps voting out anything that would improve…

Ding ding ding ding!!! All of these places wringing their hands over Amazon like it’s Amazon’s fault that every fucking store in the mall caters to size 10 or smaller, and the average woman is a size 14/16. Sorry, retail world - there just aren’t enough 16-year-olds to keep all of you afloat. And the rest of us, who…

Medicare is 100% federal funds, and it’s only for people age 65 and older (i.e., not someone likely to need birth control).