baby rabbits are notoriously hard to keep alive. I didn't think anything horrific happened and I'm usually a morbid weirdo.

my mom’s a nurse too and when I was five and asked where babies came from and she explained it to me very clinically. bluuuuughhggggh I wish I didn't remember that.

I’m not sure what is happening here?? but I know that I am impressed.

flopped over traffic cone was my personal favorite.

someone on gawker recently referred to him as a knocked over traffic cone and I still can’t say that with a straight face.

yeah I saw that big picture of him and now I'm frowning

he is so hot with those shitty tattoos and that jawline and Jen really won out in the long run.

I'm sure it's frustrating for you but I really got a laugh out of someone telling you that you missed your own point.

I think angriest squirrel is speaking in moral terms.

that version of her face was so pretty

I was walking out of a Starbucks by union square once and he held the door for me as I went out and he went in and oh lord the self control it took.

she is so gorgeous and so smart and her style is always so fresh and funky, I also would grow young into Zendaya.

hope it was what you were looking for!

I have always done yellowhammers with dark and light rum, pineapple, oj, and amaretto. and the addition of a maraschino cherry. no vodka.

I spend the day volunteering if I can, and I try to put in extra time in the days leading up to. Then I'm not alone, and I'm surrounded by some joy.

if you and a friend need to add a third to CAH just add a “ghost” card. Put a random card from the deck in with your white card, shuffle, and then find out if your friend thinks you or a random card is funnier. keep score for the ghost too in case it beats you!

My good friend just got the Ina Wave from Lelo. She loves it. She bailed on all of our weekend plans when it arrived on a Friday.

sigh.

also silent massage treatments. I can rarely indulge in them, and the last one I had the masseuse tried to make small talk with me the entire time. I have terrible social anxiety and definitely left that day more stressed out than I was when I started.

last year for Christmas my mom got me chip clips that look like little monsters. they were my favorite gift.