definite shade, and I think that’s a friend of Kylie’s?

ugh! like I wish people would use common sense. I lost my drivers license last year and used my passport to get on a booze cruise and the bouncer was so thoroughly sketched out by my passport that he threatened to confiscate it for being fake.

someone ID’d me when I bought fancy root beers a few weeks ago. I was like it's fine, my mom said I can have soda after 7pm. Cashier didn't get it.

I feel like I’ve sort of got that problem, only I looked really adult at 15 and now at 25 I look like a teen baby. I’m also almost 6’ tall, so I’ve been going to bars for ten years but still need my ID to buy a pack of rolling papers. Feel you on the positives and the suck!

Right! and I am so weird about texture.

Woof. This sounds almost exactly like my brother and sister. I am also glad to be many miles away from home today.

Some relative of mine gifted me a kid’s Bible when I was around 7. I remember going through it and being really confused about the timeline for everything because there was zero mention of dinosaurs (and I really liked dinosaurs). I told my mom I didn’t think the stories were true and therefore the whole God thing…

I tried it for the first time today. The warm, spiced flavor is nice but the texture is... icky.

but pumpkin spice waffles?!? too far.

boys and babies. ugh!

poor babby

Hands down the sexiest farmer I've ever seen.

is a pedastool a pedestal made of poop?

I reserved tickets to this rally! For Jan Levinson Gould, Meredith Palmer, Leo Spaceman, Bob Vance, Kenneth Parcel, Michael Scarn, Dale Snitterman, Frank Rossetano, and more.

This isnt really the point of your post, but I was an terrile meds taker for a very long time (just lazy/stubborn/forgetful) and being prescribed an snri with withdrawal symptoms oddly caused me to get my shit together. since I had a pretty strong reason to take my meds daily I got to experience the benefits of the…

I'm probably gonna die out here in the greys, but her name is Amandla Stenberg. Not Amanda.

oh my god??? I don't know who this hateful woman is but I hope a piano falls from the sky and squishes her.

that being said, seeing Kate’s boobs when I was seven made me realize I’m not straight.

Kendall isn’t a good model tho. She’s okay in runway because she’s a walking clothes hanger but she has zero presence in any of her print work. She’s gorgeous but there is nothing compelling about her.

Lol would it be a medium rare burning or what temp are you thinking