Brad, definitely.

isn't that dangerous?? my partner always scolds me for turning them on while purse rummaging

she is the worst they used to come into my bar and she would laugh really loudly on purpose and then look around to see who was looking at her being so ~~engaging and funny~~

I’m a Katy... my full name is Kathryn. It’s pretty logical. think it’s the same for Katy Perry.

my poor, poor partner can attest to this. when we get married he's taking my last name, largely because he is done with spelling that monster out for people.

yeah I love this color but I look like death warmed up and consequently anything orangey ends up looking garish :(

MY HEART JUST GREW TEN SIZES

AMAXING WONDER FLUFF I WANT TO SMOOOOOOSH YOU!!

have some more photos of them looking like idiots!

omg, what a sweet grandma!! both of them lookin like they probably shouldn't be on that counter, hah.

I'm so glad! They really can be such megamushers. Of all the breeds I've known, pit bulls are the most bottomless love tanks ever.

they’re the best and I’m proud to say my guys are wonderful advocates for the breed- we’ve changed the minds of a lot of people in our lives.

our first dog was not the dog I wanted by any stretch, but he really did pick us out and insist that we adopt him. and ultimately I’m glad he made that call for us. I wouldn’t trade his dumb ass for the world.

pitties for the win! adopt every time. if you want a specific breed, there's a rescue group for that breed. there's no reason to support breeders.

John Cena also grants more wishes for Make-a-Wish yearly than any other famous person. He is a treasure.

oh my god that was my favorite too. do they still make it?

my mom accidentally had my little sister when she was 40 and my dad was 50. people gave us some side eye (hello small New England town) but fuck that. my sister has enjoyed a much more stable upbringing than I largely because my parents were in a better place by that age. there's advantages to having older parents.…

ugh, what a dirt bag!

feel you on that! my mom has a really cute nose tho and at least was kind of enough to pass that along. it ain't titties, but it'll do.

so my mom has some awesome big boobs and mine are p small. I sort of always figured one day the titty fairy would appear and i’d miraculously go up a cup size. one day in my early twenties I told her I was holding out to inherit her boobs and she looked at me, laughed, and said “oh honey, I bought these thirty years…