I'm really hoping she's lying about that part. I can't think of any shrink that would risk their life and license over maiming a patient upon request. And how could you trust a relatively new patient to not name you, ever? It has to be bs. I can't deal with it being true!

I ship them so hard always and forever.

my boyfriend has this game and I enjoy watching him play it. but really my favorite thing is playing it, but not doing the missions and instead just destroying everything.

woah girl. Nick Lachey. Drew I think is the other one.

And he always looks like he maybe just pushed out a doody bubble.

are you like, rooting for the assholes or something?

I was referencing Cooper.

a very handsome and very gay male friend of mine was out one night and was approached by Cooper’s assistant and invited up to his hotel room. my friend went because duh???? and had to sign a ton of paperwork/NDA stuff. he keeps a pretty tight lid on it.

can I kiss you

I'm getting Brooke Candy vibes.

I love cetaphil but it is also soooo jizzy

I’ve barfed on a dick too. Not my best.

Oh my god what a garbage person

Naked moles rat:(((

Margot Robbie is bi? Oh bless I have such a crush on her.

My friend and I tried Beggin’ Strips when we were kids. It tastes like bacon for dogs.

Honestly I can't fault you here. You're aware of what you're doing and fuck it you're entitled to eat that shit the way that you want. I don't agree with you, but as long as you don't inflict it on me I'm pretty whatever about it.

The fact that you think men are victims of bigotry demontrates your lack of self awareness. Tell me more about the oppression you have suffered.

lol talking about self awareness while #notallmen-ing

He is so, so nice. When BB was in its final season he used to frequent the restaurant I worked at. He was always so kind and funny and really humored the 15 kids working who were obsessed with the show. Love him.