four words and one beautiful song for Kanye, courtesy of your boy - "I Hit It First."

Glad to help!! Us amazons need to stick together.

this is me to a T.

they use beeswax in their lipsticks :( and don't label the packaging accordingly.

THESE DO NOT WORK DO NOT BUY THEM

why would anyone want to infiltrate baby culture

basically had this exact exchange with my mom a year ago. same consensus reached.

my best friend has an apple shape and carries her weight similarly, is plus sized, and tall, and she wears the asos curve jeans in the "Ridley" style. I am also into them and I carry my weight in the exact opposite places as her, so im pretty sure dark magic is involved.

ah yes, I've ordered off Simply Be here in the US. I wanted a stylish faux fur coat. The first one I got in the mail had some definite issues with quality control- wonky stitching- but the second one I ordered was a lot better. I wear the hell out of that coat.

have you tried asos curve? They have some pretty sexy and legitimate plus options. I got a really cool kimono from them a few weeks ago.

as far as big shirts and sweaters go, I just steal from the men's section.

asos, baby. They have a plus and a tall line that both have cute and affordable pieces.

Hiiiiii yes me too. Same shape, same pants problems. the gap has some good "denim leggings" that are actually just suuuuper stretchy jeans (they have pockets and aren't that weird denim/legging hybrid fabric that happens sometimes). And uniqlo has some really good mega stretchy jeans. And asos/asos curve- I love their…

for this exact reason I can't get on board with Jason Segal. His mouth looks like a butthole to me :(

Pixi makes a brow pencil you can get at target that is basically idiot proof (I say this as an idiot). Sometimes those weird patches we accidentally yank out take forever to grow back so just color it in.

this was a great article but tbh I was hoping it had more wheelchair jimmy in it.

bringing photos always helps. I suck at it explaining what I want to hairdressers too. But I love wavy hair! I bet you would look really cute with the length you were describing, like a long bob.

id just look through photos of people whose hair and style you like and admire. Kate Moss has had some fantastic haircuts with just below the shoulder length, and I love Freja Beha's cut as well. I am cringing as I type this, but I love Kim K's new bob. Is there anyone you can think of with hair that resembles yours…

hahaha come at me banks!

u can have some of mine if u want