this is what I want in life. But shop cats.

hey bb, I'm in this boat too. Stay brave and badass, and keep fighting. I've been lucky in finding free therapy in my city- maybe try the Google? It helped me in some dark times. Thinking of you xx

he's a very sexy potato with an excellent ass.

well, it definitely worked for me just now.

that's really sweet, thank you for sharing. I always got the sense that he was a great guy.

my mom jokingly got me a subscription this year. I'll let you know if they ever print anything good.

idk but tbh this is now my life goal

I remember in 2002 or something the younger one had a diff nose and brown hair and a tv show about not being Jessica. I watched it because youth. This is all I remember from it.

TARLIE SLOSS

I am so sorry for your loss. I know the judicial system failed on this one but I don't think a day will go by where that young man is not haunted by the mistakes he made. He has to live with taking your mama from you and I think that's a harsher sentence than jail time. I'm sending you warm thoughts and love.

Like, white noise?

hey Mitch. I knew what you were saying.

I see lost grumpy baby in an ill fitting leather diaper.

Adultosaur has magically opened my heart (not my ears tho) to T Swizzle & 1D. My teen sister is so proud.

yuuuuuuuuup

words and phrases that need to be retired from celeb gossip: flaunt, over the moon, baby bump, beach bod.. What else?

I don' know how I came to know this or how I have hung onto this information but she spells it it that way because of numerology :-|

can u pay in weed and cheese

ADULTOSAUR IS NOT THE DUMDUM U R THE DUMDUM

ADULTOSAUR IS NOT THE DUMDUM U R THE DUMDUM