my name is Katy too and I also rock a furrowed brow wrinkle.

yeah, I used to work in a city shelter and we would have purebred pups dumped on us all the time. Families buy a puppy and realize they can't make the time commitment, people breed dogs at home, puppy mills and hoarding cases means at times up to 75 dogs (all purebred and of varying age) have been brought in. It's…

right? I love me some dumb fucking inventions (helloo skymall I'll miss u) but can't fathom a goddamned Instagram marshmallow.

I'm also really bad at celebrity sitings. I was halfway through a roll on some molly with my new, short friend Haley, before I realized it was The Kid From The Sixth Sense.

these are all great stories but I am HUNG UP that Jason Schwartzman is quasi responsible for The OC's theme song. Where have I been.

so one of my college roommates ended up being the kid who put those pressure cookers full of glitter at the Boston marathon finish line last year (we sorta fell out of touch within the past few years..)

yeah I know. I work in the cool cambridge scene and even I can't be bothered to figure it all out.

I hope just has a secret courthouse wedding that's low key af so there's literally nothing to gush or speculate about.

do it

he's much quieter, so that already wins him points in my book. He's sorta arrogant in his own way, but from what I've seen/experienced he mostly sits back and lets Palmer wildly gesticulate.

they are a well suited pair, I think. He is oddly arrogant. I have waited on them a few times and have not read his work and do not enjoy her so I didn't really coddle them or gush or anything, just gave em normal service. And he left me his autograph on two separate occasions. Like left it behind at the table for me,…

I'm stuck on this too. What is the point of this being an article I am lost

she's pretty annoying IRL too. She and Neil come into my work a lot and she's always loud and arm flappy.

1. Blushing cuz ilu

I never saw it but I'm going to have to vote B. A girl a few years younger than me in high school saw the movie and ran away from home to pitch a tent at Revere Beach, which is icky and sketchy.

I know technically the walk in was made for storing food, but really it was made for a midshift beer/cry.

I know! it bums me out.

You're not missing anything dear, and that's why I like ya.

ugh I am just gunna smear my period blood all over you.