WHAT A FACE. so regal.

I love that about GSDs. For some reason my mothers geriatric Daschund thinks she's one. Most protective little weenie in the world. Heh.

My hands down favorite. Google Creed Thoughts- there's an actual website out there! I got stoned one night and read it for a solid hour. Pure genius.

This reminds me of an episode of The Office where Creed wants to start a blog and Ryan opens up a word doc for him.

I haven't had to do it in a while, but I used to give sketchy dudes who wouldn't leave me alone my father's cell number. He straightened em all out quick. My dad is old school Southern and terrifying.

Now that song is gonna be stuck in my head, thanks for that.

yeah, this. like remember that scene where Littlefinger is telling a story about Cat but also coaching two prostitutes on how to fuck? What was the point of that.

I was going to open a credit card with my bank and the woman I met with gave me the dead fish so bad I bailed on the whole thing. I just couldn't so it.

what did they do to that beautiful man.

tea tree oil has helped me with skin tags. I put some on before bed every night and it dries that shit out so I can pull it off. Or it'll fall off, if you're more patient and less masochistic than me.

it's not like, violently gross, but it disturbs me in a "whyyyy is this happening" way.

His pivotal role! That movie also remains Jen Aniston's best work.

I'll never forget how to spell it because my little brother once pronounced it "foo-cheese-yuh."

And they could've made it to the White House.

Please. Don't leave us hanging.

These are ruined for me now. I'm just picturing them full of turds.

I so badly want him to quit traipsing around with Victoria's Secret models and realize that he's been in love with Kate the whole time. It's always been her!!

I said "permiso" behind someone in a clothing store the other day.

Everywhere I've worked does family meal. It's not always great, it's almost never healthy, but there is something to eat before shit starts. Where I work right now requires us to be in at 4, do premeal briefing and eat, and then hit the floor at five. That being said, we are still all ravaging any dead food that comes…

"Nah, I've still got five dead bodies at table 12."