J. Lo, those hashtags are heinous and I am fairly certain there is no more Bronx left in you.

I would've asked them to leave. Eaten the cost of the bill, whatever. That's when it's time for immediate public shaming.

Yeah that's how my cat's facebook got deleted.

HERE COMES ME AND MY BABIES I MADE THEM BEEP BEEP MAKE ROOM FOR US

Yeah, it's bad. People will march our hostesses all around the restaurant trying to snag tables that are reserved. Or we'll be on a crazy waitlist and the place will be packed and someone will march over and park at a table that hasn't even been bussed and reset yet, like I won't notice and will accidentally serve…

Mine too!!!!! I had to pay for all of my classes with stupid electronic checks.

Aw, I love hearing about dogs protecting their people like that. And holy drool. Sounds worth it though.

This, 1000x.

That is 95% of the reason I hate working brunch. We have one employee bathroom and everyone in the building is taking a shit by 930.

I'm sorry for your loss. A giant, drooling teddy bear sounds really amazing. Are they really as mushy love obsessed as they seem? What's their energy level like? I want big squishy drool dog.

I love so many of the details in this collection. And am dead for that fur coat. That being said, the denim trousers look ill-fitting. I want them to be longer, or slimmer, or something.

Green! I think that shade is actually pretty versatile and neutral. Would be nice with oxblood, dark denim, white, grey, a really pale blue or yellow.. Plus, that nice dark earthy green is so seasonal... God I love fall. I need to go shopping.

They really can help. Last summer I found a pair of newborn kittens that had been abandoned and I bottle raised them. It was a fucking intense couple of months (round the clock feedings! now I know I can't handle children) but they grew up to the the sweetest and most social little babies. I adopted them out to a…

I keep pig heads in the fridge. The first day my roommate came home and saw a bag labeled "pig head don't eat this" she was definitely a bit weirded out.

Plus, Monica Lewinsky has suffered plenty after her affair with Clinton. She's been unable to escape that.

You can infuse your own at home! Cook the bacon with some maple syrup so the mapley goodness flavor gets into the meat. Let it cool and pat dry (to get the grease off), don't eat it, put it in bottle of vodka and let it sit in a coolish, darkish place for a week. Boom. Best bloody marys EVER.

I sing this song out loud on the regular.

That adorable photo in the newspaper! Ahh, I needed this.

I had an actual lol. That was beautiful.

A few random notes on foie..
- Ducks and geese do not have a gag reflex. Gavache does not cause them pain.