Yeah, I can't hate this because it's so nicely executed. And pro-active on the part of the diner. Nothing sucks quite like dropping a dish and watching a guest take a bite only to hear, "Oh, you do know that (insert basic ingredient) will kill me, right?"

The lips and the cheekbones are what have me. He could probably not have eyeballs and I'd still want to make out with him.

A+. Cannot unsee.

I don't think SWITAWI is hating. This is a great piece about a very cool project and the glamor shots are out of place. She looks equally beautiful in the pictures SWITAWI posted and I think they would have tied in a lot better.

While I know how immediately gratifying it would be to hand in your notice today, hold off. Begin your job search today, get something lined up, and then walk. If this company is continuing to pass you up despite your success there, you've probably come as far as you can with them. It's not worth it to waste your time…

Ridiculous necklace or third nipple?

I dunno, I kind of buy it. They're both so ostentatious that I feel like they sort of belong together.

I feel like because it's such a short bob and she's so gorgeous it works, but if I saw it on anyone else/styled any differently I'd vomit into my mouth.

*ba-dum-ching*

I'm sure that market exists already

sister, I feel you. I'll let you know when I start my "long legs big booties" line.

My cat's name is Tater Tot..

SMOOOOOOOOSH DENVERRRRRRRR!

CAN I SMOOSH IT SO CUTE

15 oz of gin. A lady indeed.

lol nope. troll harder.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes there is.

Yeah, sometimes mama skips town. Last summer I found four newborns (still had umbilical cords) abandoned under a broken down car parked on the lot next door to my apt. Of course, it was the middle of a heatwave, so I ended up with four furry babies for the following four months. It was so gross (so. much. kitten.…

I knew Kayvon a few years back. We went to the same college in New York and lived in the same dorm room. We hung out a lot. He's been struggling with his bipolar for a long time, as well as other mental issues. We lost touch as he began to deteriorate. I have no doubt in my mind that Kayvon would never hurt anyone,…

that's actually Ludacris. I hate that I know that. no, actually, I don't. Luda forever.