Personal goal.

WHY ARE THEY SO BAD AT IT

I spit a lot. I'm a woman. But not a lady!

Except how on earth will this boost sales? I feel like Vogue's general clientele does not want this month's copy.

Seriously! This isn't funny, it isn't awesome, and it's not the place for Disney references.

I have a cat like that too! His back legs grew in but something's off in the hips, so he sort of moves/hops like a seal. His front arms are also jacked- does yours just strongman up onto everything? Give her a big belly moosh for me.

Seriously. That yellow dress in the fifth set would look stunning on Lupita Nyong'o.

thank you for sharing this gift of gif before Christmas. I needed it.

That was the only link I clicked through and by God, I'm glad I did.

Uniqlo. Their super-stretch denim fits really well.

Such happy giggles. That piano's got moxie.

This next Oreo goes out to you, Justin Bieber. Suck it.

I am so into her makeup here. So fresh and lovely.

It seems like these days existing as a human woman who isn't ashamed and/or cowering is "flaunting."

Cars freak me out so bad too. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one out there on the interstate who realizes they're driving a one ton death machine.

Lady Gaga irritates me a lot more than Goopy. I believe that she is a talented individual but I don't believe she is necessarily a creative one. I think she does a lot of piggybacking artistically (her work with Marina Abramovic was particularly grating), before that she was ripping off Bowie, she's ripped off…

She's been known for being sort of exploitative in how she goes about working with little people. One of the dancers (a little person) from her VMA performance did an AMA on reddit not terribly long ago and talked about being very uncomfortable about how she was treated and portrayed. I'm hesitant to give girl or her…

I mean. There are millions of racist people in this country. So.

Yeah, this was me and my younger brother. I got into a lot of trouble, but I was always very stressed and anxious about it, or super bummed. To this day I hate disappointing my family. My brother, on the other hand, used to get in a ton of trouble and just not. care. one. bit. He's thankfully gotten better as we've…

I had an Etsy for about two weeks and then abandoned it because I am flaky and not great at maintaining businesses (I just want to craft!)