Um tell me you sell your wares on the internetz.

If you're into teeth/creepy jewelry, check out Loved to Death on Etsy or their website (website has a larger selection). It's also not exceptionally cheap, but creepy goodness abounds. All the teeth.

you know, I'm kind of a weirdo, but I enjoy teeth/bones as jewelry. I wear a molar on my ring finger. I'm into the bangle. That being said, I just can't with whatever girlfriend's got going on in her mouth right now. Her makeup looks great in that before picture and then the mouth of Sauron appears and I'm nervous.

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

After two years all I got was "hello" "what's up?" "I love you" and "butter."

You (and that awesome vet) are the best.

I mean, I'll be the grandma here- just because you can doesn't mean you should. The man I was going to marry at 21 is someone I am reeeally glad I didn't make it to the altar with. I know it's different with every couple but sometimes 20 is just too young to sign up for life. I won't even wear pants I picked out at…

This Is My Absolute Most Rage Inducing Typographical/Grammatical Error In The World. I Don't Know Why But It Makes My Eyes Bleed.

I hate that I know this, but Zuma is a boy.

Haha, I know! They can have such distinct personalities within that too, you can find your soulmate :) That last one I fostered was my giiiirl. She's now living on a family friend's farm, so we keep in touch. She had a really rough start- I found her abandoned- but it's been amazing to see how good she's turned out…

I'm always dog crazy! I don't have the space for one so I worked as a dog walker for years and did some fostering. I've worked with a lot of pits, and I'd have to say their athletic stamina is pretty up there. Honestly, sometimes I've had to keep an eye on them while we're out hiking and they're running around in the…

I don't think anyone is denying LL bullshitted about the 10-15 times or the fact that she's been an entitled brat in the past. My disbelief lies more with anyone on coke wanting to cook an omelette, of all things. Like, weird juice maybe but eggs.. I was so put off by food when I used to do cocaine and eggs would've…

No. I read Applesauce every time. Gaga has been grating on me hard as of late so it provides some nice comic relief.

Minimum wage for a server in NYC is $5/hr before taxes. After taxes I make about $3 an hour. I live off of tips, which sometimes can really suck.

I really can't believe how uppity people get about a baby being fed. A friend of mine was breastfeeding her three month old son in the backseat of her car in a grocery store parking lot and an older woman actually came up to her car, knocked on the window, and told her she should be doing that at home. I mean, the…

Excessive use of "bitch(es)" is excessive.

Theyre truly a heartless bunch. Anyways, I'm 23 now so probably much too old for Leo these days.

Generally it's a very narrow path that's clogged with slow moving tourists who aren't paying any attention. It's dangerous and an exercise in frustration.

I definitely wrote him a letter around age 11-12 and remember being quite distraught that he never got back to me.

Beyonce, no one in their right mind bikes the Brooklyn Bridge.