I’ve driven my Mazdaspeed3 in flip flops, but it’s not something I make a habit of.

I though it at least had those little, almost useless guards on the propellers to keep you from walking into it.

He also defended the teenage murderer, after saying he wouldn't comment. Because of course he did.

I did a double take. The mask plus the reflection from the partition make it look kind of like there’s a shield, I thought it was Hannibal as well.

I didn’t watch the whole thing (and I couldn’t care less one way or the other about Ellen so I’m certainly not defending her) but it didn’t seem that bad? She made a little joke when the interpreter basically asked her a question instead of the interviewee, seemed pretty fair. 

It’s the gift that keeps on giving!

I’m curious, did you think that interpreter was doing a good job? She seemed flustered, and was taking kind of a long time to translate, wasn’t really keeping things flowing. Maybe English and that language are so different that it’s difficult to convey meaning and stuff?

I was impressed they managed to squeeze an error into so few words, and in the headline no less, but maybe it's a thing?

I started this both times kinja decided to publish it because it's so fucking true.

Those morons from St Louis or whatever with the guns, who got their professional lives wrecked and are getting charged with crimes I’m pretty sure, are gonna speak at the RNC? Are you serious? That’s absolutely insane.

If you have a system that works 99.99% of the time, a human, even a highly trained one paid specifically to monitor it, is gonna zone out after a few minutes. Train engineers, power plant operators, grid operators, airplane pilots, etc. They all have systems to keep them engaged and help them transition. And they all…

holy shit that’s a helluva list of contributors. Looks like it’ll have both Funbag and WYTS. Those two are almost worth it already. I don’t generally pay for my media, but that’s tempting for sure.

I have trouble even figuring out the current enforcement mechanism for this limit.

Yeah, I think you’re right. It’s more like “I’m not racist, I shared a taxi with a black guy once because it was raining and there were no taxis and I needed to get to the airport.”

I legit don’t know, is coordinating your campaign with your opponent against the rules? Because it feels like it probably should be.

My wife just got me a Universal Yums. I haven’t gotten my first box yet, but I’m super excited. I love random food from around the world. I spend $100 in World Market (to be fair, that’s like 3 items) whenever we go.

Seriously? The quotes were for clarity in the middle of the sentence. If you were supposed to put the quotes they would’ve almost certainly said (with quotes) or double quoted it. You must be new to the computer and internet I assume. Welcome. It’s fun. If you put quotes into a search engine it’s a literal search, not…

Don’t use quotes, come on, are you new to the internet? Never used google before?

We got an Odyssey Elite recently which comes with 19 inch wheels. Which are some gorgeous wheels for a minivan, I’ll admit. I asked some Odyssey folks about moving down to 18s for better ride, and they all acted like I was crazy, most people were putting 20s on instead.

I assume they could combine it with something like Taco Bell or McDonald’s order ahead drive thru. You can already order ahead with the Wawa app, so they’d just have your custom sandwich ready when you get there.