I would trade all the Popeyes of the world to have a Bojangles near me again. The closest is hundreds of miles

Incorrect. It looks like cotton but it’s not.

Yeah, “must drive the car alone and unaided” seems like it’s casting quite a large net in wording.

Wow, that takes me way back. I had totally forgotten that feature. How many years ago did that disappear? Like 6 at least? 

I really enjoyed Free Solo. Like, a lot, it was intense in a way many movies aren’t. But yes, I can’t help feeling there’s something unsettling about Honnold. And unsettling is exactly the right word. I can’t put my finger on it, but despite saying mostly the right things, smiling occasionally, he seems like something…

Well that’s fucking badass. Off to read about that now.

I would absolutely burn myself, I don’t really drink except the occasional beer, and I don’t smoke.

But the end result of your scenario is that nobody sues dealerships for anything at all, because there’s no money, and dealerships get to do whatever they want.

This is one of the most specific jokes I’ve ever seen.

I just shifted the entire schedule. I eat lunch about 2:30, dinner at 7 or so, snack/dessert with the wife about 10:30pm, then skip breakfast and normal lunch time. It’s not hard and has really helped me lose a good bit of weight without feeling deprived.

Wrecking democracies? Spreading nazi ideology? Destabilizing countries? Making us all want to blow our brains out? Electing Trump?

Fair, and I assume Verizon will be taking away their $300 gift card for getting gigabit service and replacing it with this, so I come out way ahead anyway. 

I already bought the three year deal last month, and I literally signed up with new Fios service last week.

Buzz would for sure love to punch Trump, even if he didn’t actually say it.

In what way? They measured the distance between signs, used the time taken to pass those signs, voila, speed.

It’s always a great idea to give in to people making death threats. That never leads anywhere dangerous. Nope.

Are there going to be any good QBs left in the league?

Plus, I mean, isn’t basically the entire point of applesauce that it helps preserve it longer term? They could still be local apples.

If I was going to go to the trouble to write a big comic about Kessler syndrome, I’d probably at least mention his name, but what do I know.

Yeah, Giz has always been the most overrun (maybe Kotaku because of the gamer/4chan/incel overlap?), but this article in particular seems to have attracted them in force.