“less outright fabrication” on Fox News. Holy shit dude.

My brain exploded.

Maybe it really is all about defense like they’ve been saying?

And they have to wear full pit road gear, helmets and nomex and everything. 

I’m very surprised they didn’t have plans in place for extended outages. I guess that part of the country doesn’t often lose power for a long time.

Fuck everything.

This is such bullshit. This was one of the main outlets I read, because I can read the same shit elsewhere, but it’s less funny, and the comments literally everywhere else on the internet are completely and utter trash.

I come to this place multiple times a day, like, fucking constantly lately. How was it possibly not making money with as much news comes out of Trump? That’s bonkers.

I mean, it still could, theoretically anyway.

I’m an engineer and when I seal documents it looks more like an EKG than a signature. There's hints of my initials and the rest is just jagged lines. 

High Rising Terminal is the technical name, but upspeak is a common name.

But they won’t tell you which Wednesdays, and it will change randomly without notice. And also, it’s closed on weeks with a holiday or weeks that have a prime number date during the preceding weekend.

I like that he almost immediately follows it up with a "please stop writing this shit down in texts." 

I believe that’s on 218, not finding exactly where though. I haven’t been there in many years.

Well, sealed inside a nosecone fairing, or screaming towards you at thousands of miles an hour.

It’s an incredibly impressive frown. I can’t even get close.

8! 8 pixels! Ah hah hah ha.

I think he bought the spare wheels that were offered. It has the exact mileage, year, color, condition, and the OP states that it’s on Jalopnik and links to here, so, yeah, it’s the same one.

When was he under oath? I thought they managed to avoid that?

This is hilarious.