I hope these disingenuous NYT headlines become a meme, because I’m loving them.

See also, UCI (Union Cycliste Internationale), FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association), etc.
 

Maybe everyone who works there is ripped, but I’m not sure if I’d call 212 pounds “light enough to lift into the back of a truck or SUV.”

That headline gave me a stroke, but good story, hopefully more people follow his lead. 

And the right wing complained about one of the newer wolfenstein games recently. I wish I was kidding. 

True, but then the revolutionary guy would’ve taken like an hour to get off 200 rounds. The point was that even the minimum number of bullets necessary (not strictly true, one bullet can injure multiple people) would’ve taken a really long time with a black powder muzzle loading musket. 

Maybe don’t go to racing focused websites. It’s not like you’re on Jalopnik and they spoiled an NFL game. This isn’t a hard concept. This happens every single race weekend. 

*wanking motion*

And the only way he doesn't miss with 35 shots is if everyone is within 10 feet and not moving. 

Yep, the people buying V90 and Defenders and Discoveries. Plus still keeping their Grand Wagoneer up at the cape running at a cost of $20k a year in repairs.

It'll actually be kind of exciting when it causes the monorail to collapse with a bunch of people on board. 

You can't spell tariffs without FFS. 

Does it have a flip-flop rear hub with a high speed and low speed setting? I guess the low speed (the larger one, on the other side) is for driving to/from venues or something?

I had some of the similar Beyond Meat Bratwurst the other week. And I have to say, they’re pretty damn delicious. Are they exactly the same? No, but they’re 95% of the way there, and much better for you. I eat a lot of vegetarian just because I enjoy it, but when I eat meat I eat good stuff usually. These are a nice…

It slays me every time. It just shows how little any of these morons understand of the world.

Cross country rats are the solution to a surprising number of life's great mysteries. 

This Tour has been AWESOME. Every stage has something exciting, and the attacks and counters and breaks are actually working. It’s been awesome racing to watch.

That video. Ugh. I wish I hadn't. Brutal sport. 

Having driven by it multiple times, I'm struggling to think of a place I'd like to be less. 

Now THAT I’d love to see video of.