Good thing our separation of powers is working just peachy. You hold him in contempt, and then what? Literally nothing will happen you say, despite the fact he appears to have pretty blatantly broken the law multiple times? Weird.

Lol.

I mean, running your two cars into each other IS interesting, I have to say.

Seriously. If I lied like that I’d spontaneously combust from the shame. The gaslighting is just absolutely incredible.

I would change it to a plus, but yeah. 

There’s no additional wires or cables, and a very simple computer, you’ll be shocked to find, does not cost as much as a car.

Technically, I believe that would make Congress “Double super secret unlimited power.”

So we often order cheese sandwiches for the kiddos at places like McDonalds and Wendys. They don’t eat meat really yet, so we either order a Cheeseburger with no meat, or a burger, add cheese.

The main place I’m familiar with polar (or radar as they’re apparently also known) charts is from sailing. There it makes sense, because as you go around the degrees, it means something (true wind angle) so you can see at a glance where a boat is fast, and how sensitive it is to particular wind angles. You can also…

that was the first thing I noticed. That first tug is giving it everything he has to get her to turn.

Off the top of my head I believe it’s also in Grease, Fear the Walking Dead, I think fast and the furious maybe. 

I would like to invest in this UberEats with Guns please. 

The only thing I took away from this is a question.

I mean, he spelled her last name wrong too, even if that were the case.

Not to mention the name, E 64th Ave.

I kind of doubt they'd take him. He raises all sorts of red flags. 

I didn’t realize it ahead of time, but I was in this same hotel for a different conference.

I’m not entirely sure how it’s possible, but based on those pictures, the calories don’t seem to line up. Even if they’re pure fat (they mostly are) there just isn’t enough there to make up those calories. Maybe the portions are larger than the pictures suggest? I’m thinking you got short changed though. Perhaps these…

If you’re not supposed to use all the fancy animations, why are they there? Huh Karen? Nobody knows a good PowerPoint when they see them. I remember the gold old days with every single text spinning into place just so, switching slides gave you a 4 minute break, and each bullet point was a magic trick keeping you on…

Jesus. That’s a big tank, and it got absolutely launched. Looks like it probably ended up in the river if I have my bearings right.